Future site of the Taylor Swift thread

[CaptainWacky]

More like MANLIEST Dreams!

 

[Dr Dave]

There was a chick on the bus this afternoon who looked a bit like Taylor Swift.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Did you walk by her and say "You belong with me mmm hmmm"
And then turn around, and back around and say, "We are never ever getting back together!"
AND THEN you tell her to SHAKE IT OFF!

 

[Dr Dave]

I did exactly none of that.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Did she smell like strawberries?

 

[I Love Cunt]

I can never really smell strawberries until I bite into them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did she have her cat sitting on her lap and it was improbably perfectly behaved?

 

[I Love Cunt]

I know I made a Taylor Swift thread in the badlands a long time ago. Probably gone by now, but in the process of looking for it I have read so many threads that just leave my head spinning.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did she smell like strawberries?

I didn't smell her, but I did not smell strawberries on the bus at all.

Did she have her cat sitting on her lap and it was improbably perfectly behaved?

She did not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This was not the real Taylor Swift and you should have screamed "YOU ARE NOT THE REAL TAYLOR SWIFT" in her face to shame her.

 

[Cassie]

lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

Another sexualised Halloween costume!

 

[Cassie]

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'D GIVE HER A WARM HUG.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd have sex with her.

 

[Cassie]

ME TOO, but she has to leave the Olaf costume ON.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's the most elaborate strap-on I've ever seen.

That could be painful on the neck with repeated use.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR SWIFT (26)!!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG WHEN WILL THE FIRST GRAY HAIR APPEAR, AND WHERE???!!!111uno

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I had my first grey hair a few weeks ago.