I have been farting now for the past three days...

[starguard]

.. and it has to stop :mmph:


I have no idea why it started, but no matter what I do, it won't cease

 

[jack]

That's excess probiotic activity in the lower gut.

 

[Loktar]

.. and it has to stop :mmph:


I have no idea why it started, but no matter what I do, it won't cease

Layoff the beans, garlic, onions, spicy peppers, hot sauce, and cabbage and you should be fine.

 

['Gear]

You couldn't think of anything more pointless to say?

 

[Ilyanna]

I can't believe I have even clicked on this thread

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

best starguard thread ever!

 

['Gear]

Desperate times = Desperate measures.

It would seem Starguard is aware of this. I wonder who's dual he's been all this time.

Posts to SL. Posts the same two-dimensional, ostentatious shit over and over. Seldom if ever re's on topic. Leads some ridicules storybook life with cartoon character wife and inlaw.

It's no stretch.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

he must be Eloisel

 

[The Question]

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPTTT!!!

 

[Ilyanna]

!
And just like that, the ninja strikes again!

 

['Gear]

Just because a sock is old doesn't mean you can't wipe you ass with it when you've got nothing else.

 

[The Question]

^^That's the best reason ever to use a sock for that, actually.

 

['Gear]

We've all been there Brother.

Or maybe just you and me.

Or maybe just me.

What's that French hole shot toilet thing? I gotta get me one of those.

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh heavens, idiot that I am I did it again.

 

[dogbert]

My advice is to eat a sack of White Castle hamburgers.

 

[jack]

Do they have bidet at White Castle?

 

[Loktar]

You couldn't think of anything more pointless to say?

Its not pointless. Its good advice.

 

[Charlemagne]

I, personally, think starguard is for real. Simply because I've met people IRL who are FAR loonier and more nonsensical then he is.

 

[The Question]

Do they have bidet at White Castle?

Just a pervert with a hose out back.

 

[jack]

LOL and starguard is no one's dual. He's a main. Anyone that thinks otherwise is completely trolled, which considering the inanity of the OP is quite a feat.