I have been farting now for the past three days...

[Dick Leaky]

Jack, 'Gear, you guys obviously are a mutal suck my cock society, PLEASE take your faginess outta this thread and fucking go on "Maury" or something.


Your Pal,

Dick Leaky

 

[jack]

Your rampant homophobia disgusts me.

 

[starguard]

Much time has passed, and I am still farting. I can even see it now. It glows an eerie green

 

[jack]

Cool. Green glowing farts?

Excellent. You still living near the nuclear power plant?

 

[starguard]

Now it even has sparks coming out of it

 

[Loktar]

My nephew's birthday party is coming up. Can I hire you?

Fartso the Clown?

 

[jack]

The Clown That Loved Christmas?

 

[Loktar]

The Clown That Loved Christmas?

Nope, he loved Easter. Loved to hide rotten eggs all over the town.

 

[jack]

Let's hope you're right.

You know, like all those other times you were sure.

Well, at least I'm not dead yet.