In This Thread, I Shall Post The ALL-NEW QOTW!

[Kitty]

This thread has outlived its usefulness.

Ill just wait a few weeks and irritate ppl by bringing it up again in a new thread.

 

[Blindgroping]

Ooo! Ooo! Me first!!!

~bump!~

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Some people like to stuff live ferrets into socks and beat each other with them.

Some people stuff socks on their cocks and beat people off with them.

 

[Sarek]

I believe the term is early onset dementia, gramps

Perhaps. But watch it punk, or I'll beat you to death with my brass tipped cane.

 

[The Question]

So Jimmy The Middle-Manager gets a call from the boss telling him he's going to have to lay off one of his two new hires on account of the economy's slacking and his company's sudden popularity has hit a slump. Well, he's having a lot of trouble deciding between the two -- both Jack and Sarah are excellent sellers, both equally qualified and both show tremendous potential to get even better.

He's obviously quite vexed as he makes his way to the break room for a cup of coffee, when Sarah comes in and mentions it. "Hey, Jimmy, you look kinda down. What's wrong?"

"Well, I got a call from the boss. I either have to lay you or Jack off, and I can't decide which."

 

[Cassie]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!

fix'd

 

[Kitty]

fix'd

Are you still mad at me? Its been months, let it go already.

lol

 

[Cassie]

Mad at you for what?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Perhaps. But watch it punk, or I'll beat you to death with my brass tipped cane.

I wasn't REALLY interested in your package.

This is sexual harrasment, and it makes me uncomfortable!

 

[Kitty]

Mad at you for what?

carry on

 

[Dark Pickle]

My wayward son?

 

[Conchaga]

There'll be peace when you are done

 

[The Question]

Lay your weary head on this big wooden block while I go get the axe.

 

[Blindgroping]

Yeah, Chicken. I knew it.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Is the sky falling again, or did the Saint just pee in a pot hole ?

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Why not both?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

why not indeed?

 

[The Question]

I peed in the sky, and now pot holes are falling.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Don't you cry no more.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I peed in the sky, and now pot holes are falling.

Put a lid on that hole.