Its that time of year again. TURKEY DAY, November 28.

The Question

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Fucking gross. But true to retard form, you insist on eating offal instead of food.
 

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I am not a fan of oxtails, but this looks like a winner for a THANKSGIVING dinner. With all this PIG meat, do we really need TURKEY for THANKSGIVING? I mean TURKEY is the driest meat, ever. The best thing about TURKEY, is when you break it down two to three days later to make stew, and still its not all that. Am I right?





Oxtail is the culinary name for the tail of cattle. Formerly, it referred only to the tail of a steer. An oxtail typically weighs 7 to 8 lbs. and is skinned and cut into short lengths for sale. Oxtail is a gelatin-rich meat, which is usually slow-cooked as a stew or braised
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Seek help for your multiple personality disorder.

You deserve it Charles.
 

The Question

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You’ve never been right in your life, stoop anchor. Throw yourself down a flight of stairs head first to atone for your existence.
 

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C-Loaf - $4.09
There are lots of folks who don’t know what C-Loaf is. But if you grew up on the farm, you know and love it. Try some even if you live in town!
Ingredients: Pork Stomachs, Water, Salt, Gelatin, Vinegar, Spices, Monosodium Glutamate, Sugar, Flavorings, and Wheat Gluten.


Souse - $2.89
This old-time favorite has a flavor some swear you can’t find anywhere else in the world. But you can find it in your favorite supermarket.
Ingredients: Pork Broth, Pork Skins, Pork, Pork Tongues, Pork Hearts, Vinegar, Pickles: [Cucumbers, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Corn Syrup, Vinegar, Water, Salt, Calcium Chloride, 0.1% Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Alum, Xanthan Gum, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Polysorbate 80, Maltol], Salt, Spices, Sugar, Sodium Nitrite, Wheat Gluten


Country Sausage - $4.79
This is the original recipe from Mr. Thede It hasn’t changed in almost 100 years, and it’s still delivered fresh every day. It is minimally processed and contains no MSG, preservatives, additives, or nitrites/nitrates.
Ingredients: Pork, Salt, Spices, Sugar, Hams, Shoulders, Loins, Tenderloins Included.


Liver Pudding - $2.59
Miss Annie’s original. This fully-cooked Southern favorite features our special spices. It’s 96% fat-free and, believe it or not, a favorite of kids who love it on a sandwich or warmed in the pan for breakfast. By the way, it doesn’t taste like pudding and it doesn’t look like liver.
Ingredients: Pork Broth, Pork Livers, Cereal (Corn and Wheat Meal), Pork, Salt, Spices, Caramel Coloring.


Country Scrapple - $2.79

Lots of folks think this is a northeastern product, but in fact it’s amazing how much Neese’s Scrapple people in the South buy. It’s also rewarding to hear people from the North tell us how good our Scrapple is.
Ingredients: Pork Broth, Pork Cereals (Corn and Wheat Meal), Pork Livers, Pork Skins, Pork Spleens, Salt, Spices, Sugar.
 

The Question

Eternal
Do you ever eat anything other than livestock feed?
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
Next thing ya know, Bozo Chuckie is going to be suggesting that we try black pudding.
 

Charlemagne

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Granted, black pudding is British, rather than Soul Food, but it's still.... yecch.

Basically, it's sausage, but rather than be filled with meat... it's filled with pig's blood and oatmeal. And occasionally mint.
 

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YES! YECCH! I never heard of black pudding, but I did the research.

Black pudding is a type of blood sausage originating in the United Kingdom and Ireland. It is made from pork blood, with pork fat or beef suet, and a cereal, usually oatmeal, oat groats or barley groats. Main ingredients: Pork blood, fat, oats or barley, Mint, thyme, marjo...

How bad is black pudding for you? “Black pudding does have some benefits. It's high in protein, which can keep you feeling fuller for longer. It can also be rich in zinc and iron as it contains blood. The iron levels will vary depending on the manufacturer, so you're not always the guaranteed to get high levels.

What does black pudding taste like? When overcooked and dry it will taste like blood that's been dried. ... It's made from pigs blood, beef fat, lamb fat, seut , oats, salt, spices if I remeber correctly. A well cooked piece of black pudding should have a crisp outside and a soft moist center almost reminiscent of a black falafel but not as crispy.

Is it safe to eat black pudding? Black pudding is fully cooked during manufacture, so yes, you can eat black pudding right from the pack, cold, if you wish. ... Remember, traditional rings have a natural skin which is safe to eat. All rolls, chubs and sticks have a food-safe printed, plastic wrapper which cannot be eaten.

How can you tell if black pudding is bad? You can tell if it has gone bad if you see bright bacterial marks or dark mold on its surface. Dry pudding mix is still good if it has remained dry, been stored properly and is within the eat by date.


Granted, black pudding is British, rather than Soul Food, but it's still.... yecch.

You got that right. And you thought PIG FEET and CHITTERLING were bad. Yuk! No! that's never on my menu.



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The Question

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It’s not fit for human consumption, of course you’d eat it. You ain’t gotta lie to impress us ‘cause nothing you do would impress us.

:day:
 

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HAPPY TURKEY/PIG DAY

Millions and millions of Turkeys and Pigs were murdered to fill mankinds hunger. And we will murder twenty million more December 25, 2019. Enjoy whatever animal that lost their lives for you. (Pig,Turkey and Cow) I will..... let's eat!
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Fuck you.

You're welcome.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
So, if your brother won the lottery, why did you have to close the fish market?

Guess crack was more attractive than fish.
 

blackfoot NAP

King Of Bling
The Indians were, like, having their fall harvest. Food and festivities for days and nights. Then some Pilgrims showed up. They were hungry. The Indians tried to work with the pilgrims before, but the pilgrims were such a buzz kill. So the hungry Pilgrims invited themselves to the party. The Indians feed the Pilgrims and hoped they would have their fill and leave. You know, not be rude. But the Pilgrims stuck around.

They kept arriving and arriving. Kept crashing the party and say they were giving thanks. One of the Indians had to tell the Pilgrims, “Dude, you're crashing my party. Time for you to leave. We'll give you a 'to go' box.” And that is why there is a celebration every year. Not really a meal, but a “to go” box situation. Hopefully, stop crashing the Indians' life party.


Happy Thanksgiving! Eat and watch THE GAME! and see that six-legged turkey
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Multiple personality disorder can be treated. Seek help, because you aint fooling nobody Pigfoot.

:bigass:
 

jack

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So what did you brother do with his lottery winnings? You closed the fish market. Place looks like it's been closed a looooooooooooooong ass time

guess MPD and crack cocaine go hand in hand, eh?
 

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HAPPY
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GOOBLE - GOBBLE
 

jack

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Why are you ripping off Eggs?

ah, cuz thats all you got.
 
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