I've got a problem...

[missmanners]

vibrating ducky? deargawd, did he say vibrating ducky?


mm

 

[Sarek]

vibrating ducky?

Rubber Vibrating Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;

Woo woo be doo

Rubber Vibrating Ducky, joy of joys,
When you buzz, I make noise!
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!

Doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and buzzy

Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!

Rubber Vibrating Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and buzzy

Rubber Vibrating Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber Vibrating Ducky I'm awfully fond of you!

Doo doo, be doo

mm

I can just hear it.....

 

[The Dork Lord]

Okay, here it is.

For the last month, I've had a personal goal. I've been trying to ejaculate over two feet.

Stop making her stand on one leg.

 

[Captain America]

Goblin, I would definitely say you have a problem.

You're an American, but you're squandering your inheritance of freedom and liberty through selfishness and base degenerate activity.

It's not to say ol' Cap doesn't like launching a few salvos himself now and then, but you're wasting time and resources.

We need good soldiers, especially now.

It's up to you to choose.

 

[jack]

You guys definitely need to get laid, at least once in a while.

 

[jack]

It's easy. Girls smell good. They're soft and warm.

Try it.

 

[Captain America]

Spoken by someone who's experience with girls probably involves mostly mental fantasies and credit cards.

And while I've bagged my share of women in my day, there's more at stake here than just satisfying your cock.

America as we know it is on the line.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Here's a tip, Gobs.

Get a quarter slice of watermelon at the store.

Dig out a hole.

Hump the watermelon, then when you're about to blow, pull out, stick a finger up your ass, and then jack off.

You'll hit your target.

See if this helps:

 

[Shitty Dual]

Just used one of my girlfriend's vibrators (vibrating ducky) on my balls and my anus.

Got close to the mirror, but fell short by at least six inches...

I'll keep you guys posted..

And yeah, that's Alison Angel's wonderful bum.