missmanners
grrrrrrrr...
vibrating ducky? deargawd, did he say vibrating ducky?
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missmanners said:vibrating ducky?
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, joy of joys,
When you buzz, I make noise!
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and buzzy
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and buzzy
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber Vibrating Ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber Vibrating Ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
Doo doo, be doo
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Goblin said:Okay, here it is.
For the last month, I've had a personal goal. I've been trying to ejaculate over two feet.
Dracula said:Here's a tip, Gobs.
Get a quarter slice of watermelon at the store.
Dig out a hole.
Hump the watermelon, then when you're about to blow, pull out, stick a finger up your ass, and then jack off.
You'll hit your target.
Goblin said:Just used one of my girlfriend's vibrators (vibrating ducky) on my balls and my anus.
Got close to the mirror, but fell short by at least six inches...
I'll keep you guys posted..
And yeah, that's Alison Angel's wonderful bum.