Ode to Riotgear Esq

[Enkephalen]

Yeah, because those beaded spagetti straps in the back will burst with the back fat rebound as they waddle out of Denny's at 3:00 AM, gravy stains on the bodice from the wet fries.

 

[Jibbles]

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[jack]

Those are the kinds of dresses those girls starved themselves for six months to fit into for one night and then when they'd worn them that one night they went out to eat all the pancakes, biscuits and gravy, mashed potatoes, french fries, hamburgers, and junk food they could find and stuff in their mouth in one sitting.

I've become to understand those girls and that worries me.

Birds of a feather

 

[Jibbles]

"most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him."

[video=youtube;AAEJedBQk7s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAEJedBQk7s[/video]

 

['Gear]

This is the old day, the havin a bad days, the all or nothin days. They're back. There's no choices left and I'm ready for war.

 

[Love Child]

Pretty Dresses.

 

[Seph]

:bailey:

 

[Seph]

:bailey:

 

[Filthy Whore]

I miss Old cabbage.

 

[Seph]

:bailey:

 

['Gear]

I've just finished up a project elsewhere, so I thought "Why not stop by TK and take a minute to clean my guns and resupply?".

 

[eloisel]

:bailey:

OC I C

 

[Seph]

OC I C

:bailey:

 

[eloisel]

:bailey:

:bailey:

 

[jack]

stfu Eloisel

 

[Aquehonga]

BORKED

 

[eloisel]

BORKED

looks like you may be an afficianado

 

['Gear]

Hand me that 5.56 bore brush and Hoppe's 9 would you?

 

[Jibbles]

[Jibbles finds Riotgear (Esquire) in the head loading his rifle]

Riotgear, Esq.: [eerily] Hi, Jibbles.

Jibbles: [concerned] Are those live rounds?

Riotgear, Esq.: Seven-point-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.

Jibbles: [calmly] Riotgear, if the Troll King catches us in here, we'll be in a world of shit.

Riotgear, Esq.: I am … in a world … of shit!

[Riotgear begins performing a series of rifle drills with flawless precision, shouting each command loudly]

[video=youtube;70mmkoZrRsM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70mmkoZrRsM[/video]

 

[Jibbles]

One... two... Riotgear's coming for you...

Three... four... Better lock your door...

Five... six... Better grab your crucifix...

Seven... eight... Better stay up late...

Nine... ten... Never sleep again...

[video=youtube;jOxpmbJNAPA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOxpmbJNAPA[/video]