SuN

[Kitty]

but you ARE a crackhead?

 

[Yub]

"Ur going to get kidnapped one day"

That's what a bunch of 'black as night' wannabe gangsta afrikan refugee's said to me 2day;

Ima buy some 'covering' clothes for the outreach aspect of mah job, meethinkz.

Funny, Marquis always says the same...mabee there is something I'm not seeing.

*adds final touches to underground dungeon*

 

[Kitty]

Wide screen HD?

 

[Yub]

Yes, I sell copies on her capitivity HD-DVD and Blu-ray.

 

[Kitty]

Sun chained up and eating bread doesnt sound very exciting.

 

[Loktar]

Sun chained up and eating bread doesnt sound very exciting.

What if the chains were hooked up to a pulley system and he had a human puppet show every hour?

 

[Kitty]

What if the chains were hooked up to a pulley system and he had a human puppet show every hour?

That sounds hilarious!!

What would be used to force her mouth to move?

 

[Loktar]

That sounds hilarious!!

What would be used to force her mouth to move?

10,000 volts coarsing through the electrodes attached to her genitals?

 

[SuN]

ZOMG wtf!

Fuck u all in the arse with a dildo wrapped in sand paper!

 

[J&L Massacres]

Love ya SuN

 

[Yub]

Hmmm, that might draw a crowd too.

*adds to list*

 

[Loktar]

ZOMG wtf!

Fuck u all in the arse with a dildo wrapped in sand paper!

Ooh daddy likes it rough!

 

[Kitty]

Id buy the chained up Sun puppet show DVD. That vid would be t.i.t.s. to watch while toking up. As long as the sand paper dildo part isnt mandatory.

 

[J&L Massacres]

cactus dildo instead

 

[Yub]

Lubed up weasel, perhaps?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Hot. Flaming Hot. Keep Going.

 

[Yub]

Two lubed up weasels?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Yes and Cactus Dildo FTW! Just like a cat licking your, wait, what.

 

[Yub]

Every hour, just after the puppet show where I make her dance and sing jaunty showtunes and do impressions, I will hose her down with cream and release the two little fluffy puppies who will lick her clean. Then it's the dildo hour which begins with a spin of the dildo wheel to determine what gets inserted. Then the fifteen minute "SuN shouts curses at Yub and the Badlands in general" show where we let her vent a little. After that, rest until the next puppet show.

12 times a day, $35 a hour. Oh, LC....you're next.

 

[Loktar]

Every hour, just after the puppet show where I make her dance and sing jaunty showtunes and do impressions, I will hose her down with cream and release the two little fluffy puppies who will lick her clean. Then it's the dildo hour which begins with a spin of the dildo wheel to determine what gets inserted. Then the fifteen minute "SuN shouts curses at Yub and the Badlands in general" show where we let her vent a little. After that, rest until the next puppet show.

12 times a day, $35 a hour. Oh, LC....you're next.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! THATS HAWT!

*FAP*