"Ur going to get kidnapped one day"
That's what a bunch of 'black as night' wannabe gangsta afrikan refugee's said to me 2day;
Ima buy some 'covering' clothes for the outreach aspect of mah job, meethinkz.
Funny, Marquis always says the same...mabee there is something I'm not seeing.
Sun chained up and eating bread doesnt sound very exciting.
What if the chains were hooked up to a pulley system and he had a human puppet show every hour?
That sounds hilarious!!
What would be used to force her mouth to move?
ZOMG wtf!
Fuck u all in the arse with a dildo wrapped in sand paper!
Every hour, just after the puppet show where I make her dance and sing jaunty showtunes and do impressions, I will hose her down with cream and release the two little fluffy puppies who will lick her clean. Then it's the dildo hour which begins with a spin of the dildo wheel to determine what gets inserted. Then the fifteen minute "SuN shouts curses at Yub and the Badlands in general" show where we let her vent a little. After that, rest until the next puppet show.
12 times a day, $35 a hour. Oh, LC....you're next.