Top Tens for 2019

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#17.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - There is no longer any question of who the best girl is, for it is she.
2) Scarlett Johansson - Definitely still feeling ScarJo feelings!
3) Gillian Jacobs - YEP a high level comeback and if there's more pics she could take the top spot of her third WHOH next year!
4) Elle Fanning - I do love Elle Fanning.
5) Karen Gillan - We're in the Gillangame now.
6) Milana Vayntrub - She's so beautiful and good.
7) Kat Dennings - Her face.
8) Emily Ratajkowski - She is spectacular.
9) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - Could really become one of the top level girls.
10) Anna Kendrick - Made out of ducks.
11) Tiya Sircar
12) Barbara Palvin
13) Abigail Breslin
14) Gal Gadot
15) Brie Larson
16) Hana Kimura
17) Elizabeth Henstridge
18) Lili Reinhart
19) Hailee Steinfeld
20) Emily Coutts
21) Jessica Parker Kennedy
22) Danielle Panabaker
23) Anne Hathaway
24) Kairi Sane
25) Natalie Portman
26) Tina Desai
27) Olivia Holt
28) Candice Patton
29) Melissa Fumero

COMMENTARY: Kind of shorter!
 
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#17.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - Unbeatable.
2) Brie Larson - It's been a good week for her.
3) Scarlett Johansson - ScarJo feelings: not diminished.
4) Elizabeth Olsen - The Lizziest.
5) Karen Gillan - Tall and Scottish!
6) Emily Ratajkowski - Is it shallow to rate someone high on this autistic list of girls I ike just because her body's insanely hot? I think it's probably a fair reason.
7) Milana Vayntrub - One of the best girls.
8) Elle Fanning - Cuter than Kirby.
9) Elizabeth Henstridge - Agent of Good.
10) Ellen Page - She's ripped!
11) Tiya Sircar
12) Katie McGrath
13) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
14) Tessa Thompson
15) Emma Roberts
16) Barbara Palvin
17) Maisie Williams
18) Chloe Grace Moretz
19) Hailee Steinfeld
20) Emily Browning
21) Natalie Portman
22) Freema Agyeman
23) Taylor Swift
24) Gemma Chan
25) Genevieve Buechner
26) Sophie Turner
27) Melissa Benoist
28) Pom Klementieff
29) Emilia Clarke
30) Gail Kim
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#18.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Her aesthetic is the best.
2) Scarlett Johansson - She's ScarJoey-great!
3) Karen Gillan - It's great that she great.
4) Brie Larson - The reason why "Brielly" is a word (as in "Brielly good.")
5) Emily Ratajkowski - I don't find many things sexually attractive anymore (this is not a wanking ranking, honest) but I do find her to be so.
6) Milana Vayntrub - Her face is great.
7) Elizabeth Olsen - Still the Lizziest.
8) Anna Kendrick - Could be back near the top (not number one since it'll never be anyone but Kiernan again) soon.
9) Jessica Parker Kennedy - She's really good, sorry.
10) Katherine Ryan - Still manages to impress.
11) Elle Fanning
12) Hailee Steinfeld
13) Emma Roberts
14) Genevieve Buechner
15) Sophie Turner
16) Hana Kimura
17) Tiya Sircar
18) Gillian Jacobs
19) Kairi Sane
20) Jameela Jamil
21) Olivia Holt
22) Zelina Vega
23) Natalie Portman
24) Charlize Theron
25) Lily Allen
26) Candice Patton
27) Kat Dennings
28) Frankie Adams
29) Lyrica Okano
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#18.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - Seriously this is actually permanent.
2) Kat Dennings - It's great that Kat Dennings was photographed again confirming that she is one of the very best girls.
3) Ellen Page - We've seen a lot of her recently.
4) Scarlett Johansson - She's great.
5) Karen Gillan - It's time for her to conquer the world.
6) Brie Larson - Brielly Brielly great.
7) Milana Vayntrub - She's shown her quality.
8) Emily Ratajkowski - Sex lol.
9) Kate Mara - This is a good comeback.
10) Anna Kendrick - Anna Cuteduck.
11) Elle Fanning
12) Gal Gadot
13) Charlize Theron
14) Katie McGrath
15) Emily Browning
16) Katherine McNamara
17) Anne Hathaway
18) Taylor Swift
19) Elizabeth Olsen
20) Katherine Ryan
21) Sophie Turner
22) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
23) Caity Lotz
24) Melissa Benoist
25) Pom Klementieff
26) Nicole Maines
27) Lily Collins
28) Zoey Deutch
29) Hazuki
30) Courtney Ford
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#19.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Yep, permanent.
2) Scarlett Johansson - Her face looks really good on a cinema screen.
3) Kat Dennings - A top level girl.
4) Ellen Page - If she married Sophie Turner she could be Ellen Page-Turner.
5) Karen Gillan - Continues to be on this level.
6) Brie Larson - Looks good with short hair.
7) Hayley Atwell - I'd time travel for her.
8) Emily Ratajkowski - Attractkowskive.
9) Katie McGrath - Greatie McGreat.
10) Tessa Thompson - Her face is strongly good.
11) Elle Fanning
12) Milana Vayntrub
13) Charlize Theron
14) Anna Kendrick
15) Anne Hathaway
16) Hailee Steinfeld
17) Kate Mara
18) Genevieve Buechner
19) Jenny Nicholson
20) Elizabeth Olsen
21) Jessica Parker Kennedy
22) Natalie Portman
23) Olivia Holt
24) Candice Patton
25) Chloe Grace Moretz
26) Violett Beane
27) Rihanna
28) Anna Chlumsky
29) Rose McIver
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#19.2

1) Chloe Grace Moretz - Okay, it happened. Someone else got to number one again. Well deserved, too.
2) Emma Roberts - This was also a great week for Emma Roberts for reasons.
3) Kat Dennings - She's great.
4) Ellen Page - Still highly interested in Ellen Page.
5) Scarlett Johansson - Deserving of being in the top five for a while longer.
6) Kiernan Shipka - Her new content has slowed down a bit, that's the only reason she's not number one okay.
7) Karen Gillan - There is nothing I don't like about her.
8) Barbara Palvin - My favourite model.
9) Brie Larson - Not actually made out of cheese.
10) Emma Stone - On the rise.
11) Gal Gadot
12) Katie McGrath
13) Emily Ratajkowski
14) Elle Fanning
15) Anne Hathaway
16) Sophie Tweed-Simmons
17) Milana Vayntrub
18) Sophie Turner
19) Dakota Fanning
20) Nathalie Emmanuel
21) Katherine McNamara
22) Emilia Clarke
23) Elizabeth Henstridge
24) Hana Kimura
25) Nicole Maines
26) Brianna Hildebrand
27) Hazuki
28) Tessa Thompson
29) Melissa Benoist
30) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#20.1

1) Karen Gillan - I like giving number one rankings to girls who deserve one and she's dererve it for a long time.
2) Kat Dennings - She's great.
3) Emma Roberts - A top level girl.
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - Cutie Great Moretz.
5) Reina Hardesty - She is the Weather Witch of ALL OUR HEARTS and deserves high level recognition.
6) Barbara Palvin - Definitely my favourite model.
7) Scarlett Johansson - Not ready to let her drop out yet.
8) Kiernan Shipka - Need more Kiki.
9) Ellen Page - I like her.
10) Anna Kendrick - Could be back at number one some day!
11) Elle Fanning
12) Kirsten Dunst
13) Elizabeth Henstridge
14) Chloe Bennet
15) Sarah Michelle Gellar.
16) Jessica Parker Kennedy
17) Nathalie Emmanuel
18) Anne Hathaway
19) Sophie Turner
20) Aly Michalka
21) Charlize Theron
22) Elizabeth Olsen
23) Emilia Clarke
24) Dove Cameron
25) Ming-Na Wen
26) Charlotte Hope
27) Camila Mendes
28) Emily Kinney
29) Anna Chlumsky
30) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#20.2

1) Elle Fanning - She's nicer than five hundreds kittens animating a giant Pikachu.
2) Kiernan Shipka - Her face could be the best.
3) Kat Dennings - I find her great.
4) Scarlett Johansson - Maybe she'll just never drop out the top ten.
5) Karen Gillan - Scottish and good.
6) Barbara Palvin - She's one of the hottest female ladies.
7) Emilia Clarke - You can assassinate her character but not her beautiful smile.
8) Freema Agyeman - It's great that she's better than ever.
9) Reina Hardesty - Still on my mind.
10) Emma Roberts - A girl of the top level.
11) Gal Gadot
12) Anna Kendrick
13) Sophie Turner
14) Chloe Grace Moretz
15) Katie McGrath
16) Jenny Nicholson
17) Melissa Benoist
18) Tiya Sircar
19) Zoe Lucas
20) Courtney Ford
21) Charli XCX
22) Emma Stone
23) Pom Klementieff
24) Charlotte Hope
25) Camlia Mendes
26) Cobie Smulders
27) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
28) Nicole Maines

Going back to one a week now (I don't know who I'm talking to anymore.)
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#21

1) Emilia Clarke - Nothing but respect for MY queen.
2) Kiernan Shipka - Her face is one of the best ever.
3) Elle Fanning - It's a great time to be a fan of Sweet Elle Fanning!
4) Karen Gillan - Her top level status is undeniable.
5) Ellen Page - Let's not forget recent Ellen Page developments.
6) Barbara Palvin - I am still feeling highly positive on her.
7) Charlotte Hope - Has been deserving of a top line ranking for a while now.
8) Kat Dennings - Still burned into my brain.
9) Jessica Parker Kennedy - The best Arrowverse girl.
10) Emma Roberts - Recent Emma Roberts developments are also recalled.
11) Freema Agyeman
12) Reina Hardesty
13) Scarlett Johansson
14) Emily Ratajkowski
15) Abigail Cowen
16) Tiya Siracr
17) Milana Vayntrub
18) Sophie Turner
19) Ming-Na Wen
20) Dakota Fanning
21) Dove Cameron
22) Jessica Chastain
23) Bailee Madison
24) Violett Beane
25) Brooke Williams
26) Kate Mara
27) Margaret Qualley
28) Hannah Murray
29) Courtney Ford
30) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
31) Rose McIver
32) Mandy Rose
33) Katie McGrath
34) Lily Mo Sheen
35) Nathalie Emmanuel

Commentary: Might go back to two a week now, will decide on Sunday.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#22.1

1) Kat Dennings - Her top level girl status is unquestionable.
2) Elle Fanning - Cuter than Yoshi.
3) Emilia Clarke - Smiles better than most.
4) Karen Gillan - The Queen of Scotland.
5) Kiernan Shipka - Kiki Shipship.
6) Jessica Parker Kennedy - They better bring her back to The Fucking Flash.
7) Charlotte Hope - It's good when someone is suddenly top level every week.
8) Imogen Poots - Still the Pootsiest.
9) Freema Agyeman - That Freema Face.
10) Genevieve Buechner - Just barely beat out Magda sorry.
11) Magda Apanowicz
12) Elizabeth Henstridge
13) Emily Ratajkowski
14) Dakota Blue Richards
15) Barbara Palvin
16) Jessica Chastain
17) Tiya Sircar
18) Emma Roberts
19) Chloe Bennet
20) Gal Gadot
21) Scarlett Johansson
22) Chloe Grace Moretz
23) Ivana Baquero
24) Ming-Na Wen
25) Anna Kendrick
26) Janina Gavankar
27) Brooke Williams
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#22.2

1) Elle Fanning - Actually cuter than even Yarn Yoshi.
2) Kat Dennings - Yep definitely a Strong Best Girl Contender.
3) Kiernan Shipka - Her face is flawless.
4) Charlotte Hope - I have been strongly appreciating her lately.
5) Sophie Turner - She's a head Turner!
6) Reina Hardesty - One of my favourites now.
7) Karen Gillan - We all know she's great.
8) Dove Cameron - The reason why "Dovely" is now a word in any dictionary.
9) Jessica Parker Kennedy - I'm still high on her!
10) Emilia Clarke - Emilia Great.
11) Barbara Palvin
12) Emma Roberts
13) Anna Kendrick
14) Janina Gavankar
15) Katherine McNamara
16) Caity Lotz
17) Tessa Thompson
18) Abigail Cowen
19) Hana Kimura
20) Asuka
21) Jamie Hayter
22) Hazuki
23) Anya Taylor-Joy
24) Natalie Portman
25) Gillian Jacobs
26) Michelle Trachtenberg
27) Jenny Nicholson
28) Melissa Benoist
29) Courtney Ford
30) Kairi Sane
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#23.1

1) Adria Arjona - Imagine how good someone must be to debut at number one.
2) Ivana Baquero - She's great and deserves to be recognised as such.
3) Kiernan Shipka - I think she's super.
4) Elle Fanning - Nicer than the Kitten Pope.
5) Kat Dennings - We can't forget how important Kat Dennings is.
6) Fan Bingbing - She's one of the most beautiful women.
7) Jennifer Lawrence - This is a strong comeback.
8) Reina Hardesty - It's really good that we can stalk female celebrities on Instagram now.
9) Charlotte Hope - High Hopes.
10) Gillian Jacobs - Gilly makes her literal top ten return!
11) Dakota Blue Richards
12) Milana Vayntrub
13) Tiya Sircar
14) Lily Mo Sheen
15) Bailee Madison
16) Karen Gillan
17) Chloe Bennet
18) Brooke Williams
19) Dove Cameron
20) Ming-Na Wen
21) Diane Guerrero
22) Kate Beckinsale
23) Emily Ratajkowski
24) Elizabeh Olsen
25) Janina Gavankar
26) Brianna Hildebrand
27) Elizabeth Henstridge
28) Rebecca Hall
29) Gal Gadot
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Seems like Michelle took the high road most of the time and wasn't the one responsible for ending pop culture.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#23.2

1) Charlotte Hope - YEP I have decided on my New Permanent Number One and I have picked well.
2) Adria Arjona - I certainly hope to see more of her.
3) Ivana Baquero - Still feel like celebrating her.
4) Kiernan Shipka - Her face is perfect.
5) Lili Reinhart - Potentialy a future number one.
6) Jennifer Lawrence - Obey the (J-)Law.
7) Emma Watson - She's back in a big way!
8) Kat Dennings - Also great in the face.
9) Elle Fanning - Lovely.
10) Zendaya - Zencuter!
11) Pom Klementieff
12) Dakota Blue Richards
13) Hana Kimura
14) Anna Kendrick
15) Karen Gillan
16) Sophie Turner
17) Barbara Palvin
18) Ellen Page
19) Emma Roberts
20) Tiya Sircar
21) Gillian Jacobs
22) Tessa Thompson
23) Brianna Hildebrand
24) Mandy Rose
25) Hazuki
26) Natalia Dyer
27) Natalie Portman
28) Jamie Hayter
29) Olivia Holt
30) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Anna Chlumsky was in my old piano bar last night. My bartender friend reports that she was "definitely singing her heart out!"

I wish I was back in NY.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#24.1

1) Charlotte Hope - She's the best girl now!
2) Adria Arjona - I'm never going to see her in anything else am I.
3) Kiernan Shipka - The Kikiest.
4) Lily Mo Sheen - Big jump up the list for some reason.
5) Ivana Baquero - Good and Spanish.
6) Milana Vayntrub - She's great.
7) Ellen Page - I am a big fan.
8) Scarlett Johansson - We need more of her.
9) Jennifer Lawrence - Maybe she'll be in something good again now.
10) Dakota Blue Richards - A top level girl we don't see enough of.
11) Emma Watson
12) Zendaya
13) Jodie Comer
14) Kathryn Newton
15) Elle Fanning
16) Tiya Sicar
17) Hana Kimura
18) Tessa Thompson
19) Lili Reinhart
20) Natalie Portman
21) Jenny Nicholson
22) Sophie Turner
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#24.2

1) Charlotte Hope - I Hope you know by now that she's the New Permanent Number One For Real This Time.
2) Elle Fanning - She's having a nice holiday.
3) Kristine Froseth - One to watch to a large degree.
4) Lily Mo Sheen - Huh, still high ranked for some mysterious reason.
5) Ellen Page - I have liked recent Ellen Page media.
6) Anna Kendrick - Little known fact: she actually commands an army of ducks.
7) Kat Dennings - Her face.
8) Tessa Thompson - She's been very good lately.
9) Gemma Arterton - Always a strong contender.
10) Zendaya - Rabidly pro Zendaya status continues.
11) Sadie Sink
12) Kiernan Shipka
13) Tiya Sircar
14) Pom Klementieff
15) Kathryn Newton
16) Freema Agyeman
17) Katherine McNamara
18) Malese Jow
19) Camila Mendes
20) Barbara Palvin
21) Natalie Portman
22) Peyton Roi List
23) Zoe Lucas
24) Anna Hopkins
25) Anya Taylor-Joy
26) Natalie Morales
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#25.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - I foresee her becoming the greatest of all female celebrities.
2) Elle Fanning - Had a lovely holiday.
3) Milana Vayntrub - She's great and really needs to break out and be recognised by the world.
4) Charlotte Hope - Nothing lasts forever.
5) Karen Gillan - She's great.
6) Nathalie Emmaneul - Deserves a high ranking so why not make it now!
7) Kristine Froseth - Really good face to watch.
8) Freema Agyeman - I am a big fan.
9) Kat Dennings - Kat Dennings.
10) Tessa Thompson - Has been performing to a high standard lately.
11) Ivana Baquero
12) Aubrey Plaza
13) Zendaya
14) Elizabeth Henstridge
15) Krysten Ritter
16) Reina Hardesty
17) Kathryn Newton
18) Genevieve Buechner
19) Jodie Comer
20) Adria Arjona
21) Alicia Vikander
22) Diane Guerrero
23) Chloe Bennet
24) Ming-Na Wen
25) Rachael Taylor
26) Natalie Portman
27) Brooke Williams
28) Tiya Sircar
29) Rose McIver
30) Michelle Trachtenberg

I need to try to go back to one a week for my own sanity.
 
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