Top Tens for 2019

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#25.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - A perfect person.
2) Felicity Jones - It's great to remember that she's possibly the best English girl and one of the best girls overall!
3) Dakota Blue Richards - I hope we get more of her but I'm fairly certain she belongs on this level just from the little we do get.
4) Karen Gillan - Remember, she is NOT Karen Illin'.
5) Elle Fanning - She's lovely.
6) Diane Guerrero - Deserving of strong recognition.
7) Freema Agyeman - She is super.
8) Charlotte Hope - Still have high Hopes.
9) Chloe Grace Moretz - Her face makes me feel things.
10) Anna Kendrick - One of the best girls.
11) Nathalie Emmanuel
12) Ivana Baquero
13) Leven Rambin
14) Jenna Coleman
15) Rachael Taylor
16) Ellen Page
17) Violett Beane
18) Tessa Thompson
19) Kathryn Newton
20) Kristen Bell
21) Kristine Froseth
22) Emily Ratajkowski
23) Gillian Jacobs
24) Zendaya
25) Krysten Ritter
26) Frankie Adams
27) Avril Lavigne
28) Olivia Munn
29) Katherine McNamara
30) Michelle Trachtenberg

RIGHT going back to one list a week FOREVER and if that means some people don't make the cut every week than TOO BAD it's just my stupid opinion anyway it means nothing bye.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#26

1) Felicity Jones - New Permanent Number One of The Forever For Real This Time!
2) Kiernan Shipka - Everyone loves Kiernan Shipka.
3) Jenna Coleman - Has risen to a very high level and I'm here for it.
4) Dakota Blue Richards - In glasses!
5) Milana Vayntrub - Really solidly positioned as a top five level girl now.
6) Elle Fanning - Candidly great.
7) Zendaya - In the future the word "Zendaya" will be in the dictionary and just mean "love."
8) Karen Gillan - She can sing, too!
9) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's great.
10) Amanda Seyfried - A very welcome high level return.
11) Chloe Grace Moretz
12) Anna Kendrick
13) Natalie Portman
14) Ivana Baquero
15) Alison Brie
16) Freema Agyeman
17) Chloe Bennet
18) Aubrey Plaza
19) Kat Dennings
20) Gillian Jacobs
21) Nicole de Boer
22) Dove Cameron
23) Jodie Comer
24) Emma Roberts
25) Kristine Froseth
26) Sadie Sink
27) Lily Mo Sheen
28) Camila Mendes
29) Reina Hardesty
30) Babara Palvin
31) Krsyten Ritter
32) Kathryn Newton
33) Amber Midthunder
34) Rachael Taylor


...okay back to two a week.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#27.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - She very possibly has the best face ever.
2) Felicity Jones - Also a top level face person.
3) Jenna Coleman - I'm highly into Jenna Coleman right now.
4) Dakota Blue Richards - You could certainly also say I'm highly into Dakota Blue Richards too.
5) Zendaya - It's a Zendaya world.
6) Elle Fanning - She's sweeter than the kitten pope.
7) Karen Gillan - To say she's the best Scottish girl is understating how good she is.
8) Elizabeth Henstridge - Her face is appealing.
9) Kat Dennings - Caturday is her day.
10) Jessica Paker Kennedy - I like her quite a lot.
11) Kristen Stewart
12) Sadie Sink
13) Katherine Ryan
14) Brianna Hildebrand
15) Jodie Comer
16) Angourie Rice
17) Jessica Chastain
18) Kathryn Newton
19) Tessa Thompson
20) Bailee Madison
21) Hayley Atwell
22) Chloe Bennet
23) Genevieve Buechner
24) Gillian Jacobs
25) Pom Klementieff
26) Jamie Hayter
27) Brooke Williams
28) Ming-Na Wen
29) Aly Michalka
30) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#27.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - She's number one every week by default and someone would have to do something spectacular to knock her off the top.
2) Elle Fanning - Elle Fanning is great though.
3) Zendaya - More like Zen-slay-a!
4) Jenna Coleman - Continues to bring it.
5) Felicity Jones - They don't call her Felicpretty Jones for nothing.
6) Karen Gillan - She's great.
7) Elizabeth Henstridge - Has really sneakily become a top level girl.
8) Tessa Thompson - I am a big fan.
9) Gal Gadot - Gal Greatot.
10) Rosario Dawson - Rosario Awesome.
11) Angourie Rice
12) Adria Arjona
13) Lauren Tsai
14) Avril Lavigne
15) Amber Midthunder
16) Samara Weaving
17) Aubrey Plaza
18) Sadie Sink
19) Bailee Madison
20) Azita Ghanizada
21) Michelle Trachtenberg
22) Chloe Grace Moretz
23) Tina Desai
24) Charlotte Hope
25) Nathalie Emmanuel
26) Sarah Silverman
27) Kristen Stewart
28) Reina Hardesty
29) Larsen Thompson
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#28.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - She is the most appealing to me of all the girls who feature on this list of girls who are appealing to me due to various factors.
2) Zendaya - The highest rising female celebrity of 2019 and there could be no stopping her!
3) Kat Dennings - Her face.
4) Elle Fanning - She's great.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - There are SIGNS that a Trachtenberg comeback could be here BUT I'M NOT FULLY COMMITING YET (but yeah she's top five this week for sure.)
6) Charlotte Hope - Her face is great.
7) Emma Roberts - I sometimes feel I take Emma Roberts for granted.
8) Maya Hawke - Very strong "seems like one to watch" debut.
9) Katherine Ryan - I find her very attractive.
10) Felicity Jones - A top level girl
11) Angourie Rice
12) Elizabeth Henstridge
13) Lauren Tsai
14) Tiya Sircar
15) Kate Beckinsale
16) Bailee Madison
17) Larsen Thompson
18) Sadie Sink
19) Chloe Bennet
20) Zoe Lucas
21) Holly Earl
22) Cobie Smulders
23) Jodie Comer
24) Dakota Blue Richards
25) Zoey Deutch
26) Natalia Dyer
27) Ming-Na Wen
28) Brooke Williams
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#28.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - She's number one every week no matter what forever. Sorry for the spoiler.
2) Kat Dennings - Comes the closest it's possible for anyone else to be number one.
3) Felicity Jones - I also love Felicity Jones.
4) Elle Fanning - The inventor of cute.
5) Zendaya - Future ruler of the world.
6) Charlotte Hope - It's good that's broken through to the top ten in 2019!
7) Maya Hawke - There's literally no chance you're not going to be seeing her highly ranked on this list for years to come.
8) Jenna Coleman - Still bringin' it!
9) Stephanie Corneliussen - Her name is going to be hard to remember how to spell.
10) Elizabeth Henstridge - Her face keeps getting better.
11) Karen Gillan
12) Kristen Bell
13) Anna Kendrick
14) Freema Agyeman
15) Lily Mo Sheen
16) Michelle Trachtenberg
17) Bailee Madison
18) Dakota Fanning
19) Tessa Thompson
20) Elizabeth Olsen
21) Larsen Thompson
22) Jameela Jamil
23) Lauren Tsai
24) Abigail Cowen
25) Sadie Sink
26) Angourie Rice
27) Kristen Stewart
28) Kathryn Newton
29) Natalia Dyer
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#29.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Told you.
2) Maya Hawke - Rising. FAST.
3) Kat Dennings - Her face is top of the line.
4) Elle Fanning - If you don't love Elle Fanning you're weird.
5) Emma Roberts - She's great.
6) Zendaya - I find her highly likable.
7) Karen Gillan - The best Scottish girl.
8) Felicity Jones - The best English girl!?
9) Dakota Blue Richards - It's good that we sometimes get pics of her.
10) Natalie Portman - Guess who's back. (It's Natalie Portman, she's back.)
11) Stephanie Corneliussen
12) Elizabeth Henstridge
13) Hana Kimura
14) Elizabeth Olsen
15) Amanda Seyfried
16) Charlotte Hope
17) Jessica Chastain
18) Jamie Hayter
19) Gillian Jacobs
20) Kate Mara
21) Chloe Bennet
22) Angourie Rice
23) Hailee Steinfeld
24) Brooke Williams
25) Jodie Comer
26) Toni Storm
27) Paige
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#29.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - Every week it becomes less and less likely anyone else will ever be number one.
2) Maya Hawke - She has arrived.
3) Emma Roberts - One of the best girls.
4) Elle Fanning - Cuter than CuteCat38.
5) Zendaya - One of the shining lights in this dark future we live in.
6) Kat Dennings - BRING BACK DARCY, TAIKA.
7) Karen Gillan - Still not Karen Illin'!
8) Elizabeth Olsen - I'm strongly into Lizzie Olsen at the moment.
9) Dakota Blue Richards - We need more.
10) Aubrey Plaza - A great actress and person!
11) Charlotte Hope
12) Felicity Jones
13) Gillian Jacobs
14) Stephanie Corneliussen
15) Sophie Turner
16) Kristen Stewart
17) Lauren Tsai
18) Sadie Sink
19) Amber Midthunder
20) Brianna Hildebrand
21) Natalie Portman
22) Dakota Fanning
23) Abigail Cowen
24) Tiya Sircar
25) Milana Vayntrub
26) Barbara Palvin
27) Caity Lotz
28) Leven Rambin
29) Kairi Sane
30) Natalia Dyer
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#30.1

1) Elle Fanning - Okay yeah other people DO deserve to be number one some weeks and this is Elle's week.
2) Charlotte Hope - She is really well established (in my brain) as one of the top female celebrities right now.
3) Natalie Portman - A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
4) Kiernan Shipka - But yeah she's still going to be high every week by default.
5) Emma Roberts - I like her to this level of liking.
6) Karen Gillan - Karen Chillin'!
7) Maya Hawke - Maya...Hot?
8) Scarlett Johansson - Her bum is not problematic.
9) Zendaya - She's great.
10) Elizabeth Henstridge - Really doing well at the moment!
11) Kristen Bell
12) Anna Kendrick
13) Freema Agyeman
14) Leven Rambin
15) Tessa Thompson
16) Felicity Jones
17) Caity Lotz
18) Elizabeth Olsen
19) Kristine Froseth
20) Chloe Bennet
21) Candice Patton
22) Dakota Blue Richards
23) Dakota Fanning
24) Adrianne Palicki
25) Tiya Sircar
26) Rose McIver
27) Jeri Ryan
28) Cobie Smulders
29) Milana Vayntrub
30) Danielle Panabaker
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#30.2

1) Maya Hawke - New Permanent Number One!
2) Elle Fanning - It was good when she wore a bikini.
3) Charlotte Hope - I hope you realise I'm highly into her now.
4) Kat Dennings - Her face destroys most other faces.
5) Kiernan Shipka - Cuter than the cutest duck.
6) Anna Kendrick - Sneaking back up.
7) Scarlett Johansson - ScarHOT JoHOTsson!?
8) Karen Gillan - I like her.
9) Zendaya - Continues to be the future of female celebrities.
10) Natalie Portman - LADY OF THUNDER.
11) Emma Roberts
12) Milana Vayntrub
13) Elizabeth Henstridge
14) Lauren Tsai
15) Cobie Smulders
16) Margaret Qualley
17) Natalia Dyer
18) Freema Agyeman
19) Chloe Bennet
20) Jodie Comer
21) Aubrey Plaza
22) Gillian Jacobs
23) Kathryn Newton
24) Barbara Palvin
25) Candice Patton
26) Amber Midthunder
27) Hazuki
28) Anna Hopkins
29) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#31.1

1) Kat Dennings - Are we about to get loads of Kat Dennings conten as we approach the end of 2019? I hope so!
2) Elle Fanning - She's sweeter than chocolate kittens!
3) Maya Hawke - Has the capacity to be the New Permanent Number One.
4) Charlotte Hope - She's a top level girl and it feels good to say it.
5) Anna Kendrick - Yep back in the top five, like the prophecy said.
6) Laura Prepon - I will miss the one time a year I binge OitNB and am exposed to Laura Prepon.
7) Scarlett Johansson - I like her.
8) Karen Gillan - We all know she's great.
9) Kiernan Shipka - Is the Year of Shipka over...
10) Chloe Bennet - Deserves another good tv that I'll watch.
11) Zendaya
12) Milana Vayntrub
13) Emma Roberts
14) Lauren Tsai
15) Freema Agyeman
16) Sophie Turner
17) Diane Guerrero
18) Dakota Blue Richards
19) Elizabeth Henstridge
20) Lily Mo Sheen
21) Rose McIver
22) Barbara Palvin
23) Jodie Comer
24) Tessa Thompson
25) Stephanie Corneliussen
26) Ming-Na Wen
27) Emma Stone
28) Toni Storm
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#31.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - She is perfect.
2) Elle Fanninig - Very nearly perfect.
3) Milana Vayntrub - I also love Milana Vayntrub as she is great.
4) Natalie Portman - Has that Natalie Face.
5) Scarlett Johansson - Sometimes I remember how good looking ScarJo is!
6) Maya Hawke - Best newcomer of 2019.
7) Charlotte Hope - I like her.
8) Bailee Madison - She is getting better and better.
9) Zendaya - Imagine if there were people who don't like Zendaya.
10) Karen Gillan - Scottish in a good way.
11) Elizabeth Olsen
12) Leven Rambin
13) Laura Prepon
14) Kat Dennings
15) Emma Roberts
16) Diane Guerrero
17) Zoe Lucas
18) Lauren Tsai
19) Natalia Dyer
20) Lily Mo Sheen
21) Reina Hardesty
22) Margot Robbie
23) Amber Midthunder
24) Katie McGrath
25) Valentina Novakovic
26) Jamie Hayter
27) Kristine Froseth

Permanently back to one a week now.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#32

1) Natalie Portman - Still a contender!
2) Anna Kendrick - It's good to remember that Anna Kendrick is one of the best girls ever.
3) Kat Dennings - Happy International Kat Day!
4) Kiernan Shipka - Cuter than Cute Cakes.
5) Dakota Blue Richards - YEP time to recognise how high DBR should be on this list.
6) Emma Roberts - She's great.
7) Diane Guerrero - Also deserving of top line recognition.
8) Leven Rambin - ALSO has earned a top ten placing proving I'm not rigid.
9) Dove Cameron - The reason why "Dovely" is a real word.
10) Elle Fanning - An Elle of a girl.
11) Scarlett Johansson
12) Elizabeth Olsen
13) Elizabeth Henstridge
14) Karen Gillan
15) Milana Vayntrub
16) Hailee Steinfeld
17) Tiya Sircar
18) Maya Hawke
19) Rose McIver
20) Laura Prepon
21) Chloe Bennet
22) Stephanie Corneliussen
23) Felicity Jones
24) Camila Mendes
25) Anne Hathaway
26) Lauren Tsai
27) Olivia Holt
28) Kimiko Glenn
29) Lyrica Okano
30) Anjli Mohindra
31) Vanessa Hudgens
32) Katherine McNamara
33) Aly Michalka
34) Ming-Na Wen
35) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#33

1) Alison Brie - It's been a good week for Alison Brie fans (of which I am one!)
2) Zendaya - She is unquestionably one of the best girls.
3) Kiernan Shipka - Her face is still perfect.
4) Nathalie Emmanuel - - The "Best Girl of Thrones" discussion is by no means over.
5) Scarlett Johansson - Still got the component parts of Scarlett Johansson.
6) Dove Cameron - The Doveliest.
7) Natalie Portman - Hey she's great.
8) Anna Kendrick - Also hey also great.
9) Jameelia Jamil - Keeps getting better.
10) Emma Roberts - She's great.
11) Elle Fanning
12) Leven Rambin
13) Dakota Blue Richards
14) Barbara Palvin
15) Kat Dennings
16) Hana Kimura
17) Karen Gillan
18) Kairi Sane
19) Stephanie Corneliussen
20) Sarah Bolger
21) Ivana Baquero
22) Ellen Wong
23) Katie McGrath
24) Lauren Tsai
25) Vanessa Hudgens
26) Zoe Lucas
27) Adria Arjona
28) Kristen Bell
29) Sadie Sink
30) Katherine McNamara
31) Reina Hardesty
32) Alicia Vikander
33) Mandip Gill
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
More than ever this list is a mechanically created record of which female celebrities have caused certain neurons to fire in my brain the most in the last week. My brain is constantly generating this list in the background on a subconscious level. It is not meant to be a "hotness ranking" or anything so purile and I am under absolutely no obligation to attempt to objectively rank these female celebrities in terms of physical attractiveness (and that would be degrading anyway!)

#34

1) Alison Brie - Nobody's done enough to knock her off the top.
2) Zendaya - She's the girl of 2019.
3) Nathalie Emmanuel - I am finding her great the moment.
4) Samara Weaving - One to watch to the highest level.
5) Kiernan Shipka - Still perfect in the face.
6) Freema Agyeman - Appealing to me more than most at this time.
7) Lauren Tsai - Also doing super well for me at the moment.
8) Scarlett Johansson - She's always a contender.
9) Holly Earl - Her face is cuter than the Cute Kitten Brigade.
10) Natalie Portman - Always a Portender.
11) Reina Hardesty
12) Elle Fanning
13) Leven Rambin
14) Bailee Madison
15) Emilia Clarke
16) Janina Gavankar
17) Malese Jow
18) Kat Dennings
19) Emma Roberts
20) Adria Arjona
21) Kristen Stewart
22) Amber Midthunder
23) Hailee Steinfeld
24) Ivana Baquero
25) Pom Klementieff
26) Maya Hawke
27) Elizabeth Henstridge
28) Emily Kinney
29) Genevieve Buechner
30) Kelly Hu
31) Sarah Bolger
32) Vanessa Hudgens
33) Jessica Chastain
34) Anna Hopkins
35) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The sexual attraction I used to feel for girls is the Voyager 6 probe; I am now V'ger, a staggerling large collection of quirks and obsessions that has built up around that small sexual attraction, completely overwriting its orignal purpose.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#35

1) Alison Brie - I'm pretty much ready to declare her my Permanent Permanent New Permanent Number One of the Forever.
2) Kat Dennings - It's great that she's returning to a universe I enjoy rather than staying in terrible sitcoms!
3) Anna Kendrick - Also looked great this week (it's been a busy week!)
4) Elle Fanning - She's sweeter than a lifesize chocolate replica of her own self.
5) Hayley Atwell - It's good she's back in dresses.
6) Hailee Steinfeld - Wore the kind of dress that reminds me why I'm rabidly pro Haiz.
7) Evan Rachel Wood - Her face is top level and should be recognised as such.
8) Cara Delevingne - I resisted her for a long time for reasons I can't even remember and I was so wrong.
9) Nathalie Emmanuel - Continues her hot streak.
10) Karen Gillan - She is love.
11) Barbara Palvin
12) Zendaya
13) Kiernan Shipka
14) Elizabeth Olsen
15) Holly Earl
16) Natalia Dyer
17) Jessica Chastain
18) Freema Agyeman
19) Ivana Baquero
20) Daisy Ridley
21) Holliday Grainger
22) Scarlett Johansson
23) Lauren Tsai
24) Amanda Seyfried
25) Sarah Bolger
26) Zoe Lucas
27) Kairi Sane
28) Natalie Portman
29) Samara Weaving
30) Charlotte Hope
31) Jameela Jamil
32) Lili Reinhart
33) Ming-Na Wen
34) Leven Rambin
35) Taylor Swift


Okay look things are getting busy again and my theory is it's due to the Emmy Awards being in September so it'll be a month with a lot of pics. Therefore I'm going back to two a week until at least after the Emmys, see you on Sunday, wubba lubba dub dub!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#36.1

1) Scarlett Johansson - We've hit that inevitable moment where there's really good new ScarJo pics and I ask myself "wait, why isn't she the best girl again?"
2) Alison Brie - Also a strongly great girl!
3) Nathalie Emmanuel - She has arrived.
4) Cara Delevingne - I find her stunningly beautiful.
5) Kat Dennings - Hopeful for more Kat Kotent soon.
6) Kiernan Shipka - Her face is one of the best ever.
7) Anna Kendrick - I don't need to tell you who Anna Kendrick is.
8) Zendaya - Happy birthday you're great.
9) Karen Gillan - We all love Karen Gillan.
10) Elle Fanning - She invented kittens.
11) Barbara Palvin
12) Hailee Steinfeld
13) Michelle Trachtenberg
14) Evan Rachel Wood
15) Emma Roberts
16) Maya Hawke
17) Freema Agyeman
18) Hayley Atwell
19) Tessa Thompson
20) Sarah Bolger
21) Holly Earl
22) Lauren Tsai
23) Brandi Rhodes
24) Natalia Dyer
25) Alice Eve
26) Hazuki
27) Kristen Stewart
28) Stephanie Leonidas
29) Stephanie Corneliussen
30) Dakota Fanning
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#36.2

1) Alison Brie - Imagine if I could just decide who the best female celebrity is (it could be Alison Brie!)
2) Scarlett Johansson - Also a strong contender to be the most physically attractive female celebrity.
3) Elle Fanning - She sweeter than the cake Peach baked Mario.
4) Karen Gillan - One of the best girls for sure.
5) Zendaya - I am a big fan of Zendaya and all she does.
6) Cara Delevingne - She's great.
7) Nathalie Emmanuel - Continuing her top level run.
8) Kiernan Shipka - We all know about Kiernan Shipka by now.
9) Dakota Blue Richards - We need more of her because she's great.
10) Holly Earl - One of the best faces.
11) Hailee Steinfeld
12) Barbara Palvin
13) Jessica Chastain
14) Anna Kendrick
15) Ivana Baquero
16) Tessa Thompson
17) Maya Hawke
18) Michelle Trachtenberg
19) Lauren Tsai
20) Holliday Grainger
21) Zoe Lucas
22) Kat Dennings
23) Emma Roberts
24) Kathryn Newton
25) Sadie Sink
26) Kirsten Dunst
27) Margaret Qualley
28) January Jones
29) Lily-Rose Depp
 
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