What's the difference between Chuckie and a Pizza?


The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air?

Tell Blackfoot to put it down.


The Legendary Troll Kingdom
How do you save Blackfoot from drowning?

Take your foot off the back of his neck.


Holy Roman Emperor
Ya gotta admit, though. It'd be hilarious to see Blackfoot jumping up at a blob of chitlins at the end of a fishing line. You keep him jumping and jumping until he's worn out, at which point, you let him bite the chitlins, and then reel him in.

Then you have to ask yourself if you throw him back, or "clean" and cook him, before serving him to hungry lions.