What's the difference between Chuckie and a Pizza?

[jack]

since this thread sticks in Blackfoots craw so sweetly, I'll just keep bumping it to the top

What's Blackfoot's idea of foreplay?

"shut up or I'll cut you, bitch"

 

[jack]

How is Blackfoot like a broken gun?

It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

 

[jack]

Blackfoot always said he was "well hung".

He sure looks good in that tree, so I'd have to agree.

 

[jack]

What do you say when Blackfoot has a job?

2 cheeseburgers and fries please!

 

[jack]

Why doesn't Blackfoot take aspirin?

He won't pick the cotton out of the bottle first!!

 

[jack]

What do you call Blackfoot in a suit?

The defendant, of course.

 

[Charlemagne]

What do Blackfoot and hemorrhoid have in common?

They're both a bloody pain in the ass.

 

[jack]

Why could Blackfoot never join the Space Force?

His lips would explode at 50,000 feet!

 

[jack]

What was the worst 6 years of Blackfoot's life?

1st grade!

 

[jack]

Remember those stupid xmas threads asshole posted? What do you think he got for Christmas?

Your bike!

 

[jack]

Where's the best place to hide Blackfoot's SNAP benefits?

Under his work boots!

 

[jack]

What orange, green, purple, pink, and yellow?

Blackfoot dressed for church!

 

[jack]

Did you hear about the new Blackfoot Barbie?

It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check!

 

[The Question]

Why can't Blackfoot dial 911?
He can't find the '11' key.

 

[The Question]

Blackfoot had a job at an Best Buy in "the hood" for a while, but he got fired. One day a big buck came into the store and ran out with a TV. Blackfoot chased after him yelling, "Yo, cupcakea, you forgots da re-mote!"

 

[The Question]

What did Blackfoot say when he saw a box of Cheerios? "Ohhhh, shit, muh fuckin' DOUGHNUT SEEDS!"

 

[The Question]

Blackfoot gets pulled over for speeding. The officer asks to see his license. Blackfoot gets all mad, says, "Maaaan, I wish you fuckaz would gitcho shit together! Yesterday y'all take my license away, today a mothafucka wanna see my license...!"

 

[The Question]

Somebody once asked Blackfoot: "Where were you born?"
"Da United States!"
"Which part?"
"Muh whole body, muh fuckah!"

 

[The Question]

Blackfoot steps up to a vending machine, puts in a dollar and gets a soda. He keeps doing this, over and over. Guy behind him gets impatient, says, "Dude, what are you doing?"

Blackfoot yells, "Shut up, muh fuckah, I's on a WINNING STREAK right-tchyuh!!"

 

[jack]

Why would Blackfoot never be eaten by a shark?

Looks like whale shit to them!