Charlemagne
Holy Roman Emperor
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Which male TK member has the biggest penis?
Donovan
beer, I want beer
Reminds me of my honeymoon. When I dropped trou my wife laughed and said, "Who do you think you're gonna satisfy with that thing?"
I said, "Me, for starters."
Anyway, I have it on good authority from almost everyone I ever met that I had the biggest prick they'd ever seen. Or maybe it was that I was the biggest prick they'd ever seen. ..I forget. Something like that.
I said, "Me, for starters."
Anyway, I have it on good authority from almost everyone I ever met that I had the biggest prick they'd ever seen. Or maybe it was that I was the biggest prick they'd ever seen. ..I forget. Something like that.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
You wrote it was 7 inches normally but 10 inches at its maximum. I was wondering how you increased it 3 inches.
I Love Cunt
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Good one. How long did you stay in that marriage? I would have walked out the door at that point, or fucked her first then walked out the door.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
First I fucked her, then eventually she got a lawyer and they took turns fucking me.
Charlemagne
Holy Roman Emperor
The best explanation I've got is quasi-Priapism.
I Love Cunt
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Should have neeeeever fucked her
I Love Cunt
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Do you like threesomes? (Donovan)
Sarek
Vuhlkansu Wihs
'Is' not 'has'.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
Haven't made a practice of seeking them out.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
Ask Lucy, I hear he's given enough Blowjobs to know
Are you saying he's sucked more seed than a shopvac in a grain silo?
Mistress_of_the_sea
The One The Many
Love Child has the biggest Penis. She fucks me with it every night.
Mistress_of_the_sea
The One The Many
Its true, she made me get on my knees and suck her cock until I couldn't suck anymore.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
It was just a strap on, right? RIGHT?!!!