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Masturbation and showering

Daredual

Daredual

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I'm sure we guys will all admit this is primarily where we choke the bishop.

Here's the question, though: why? Convenience? I mean, you've got water there, lubricants, privacy, etc.

Or is it something about the heat?

Sometimes, I have no intention of flogging the log when I go to take a shower. A few minutes in, though, I'm pulling on myself.

What gives?

DD
 
Great post! Here's hoping you'll grace our forum with another one!
 
I can only wank lying facedown on a bed of nails.
 
The shower is like my own personal transporter room.
 
I don't wank in the shower. My laptop keeps getting wet and shorting out.
 
Masturbation was created by god, man created the shower.
 
YOU DON'T WALK IN ON A GANGSTER WHEN HE'S TAKING A SHIT.
 
Also, the gush of water works as rudimentary soundproofing.
 
In case a bear is listening at the door.
 
I tested the bear theory this morning!
 
O RLY
 
The bear didn't hear a thing!
 
I don't wank in the shower. My girlfriend does that for me.
 
She wanks during her showers then calls you afterwards and says "THAT WAS FOR YOU, CONCHAGA"?
 
She doesn't wank herself in the shower, either.

She only wanks me in the shower.

However, I prefer to masturbate lying down.
 
Me too, but I'm lazy.
 
try masturbating less frequently and in odd physically stressful positions...
 
You could die tomorrow. No point NOT masturbating.
 
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