People Who Obviously Want My Penis

[The Dork Lord]

Conchaga: “Oh I’m all puffed up on the powah of the people and my imaginary internet rulebook!” Fuck you. All your emigration bullshit could’ve waited. I even agree with you about some of it. But you didn’t accomplish anything except cloud an already confusing election system. Next time, develop a sense of timing.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Love Child (and duals): The funny thing is mostly, we want the same thing. We just tend to go about it in different ways. We’re both very passionate about The Badlands, and other things. I could say more, but I’ve said it all elsewhere. I’m still with you in Rockwell, I never left.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Loktar and Dirk Funk: Not as individual entities, but as LC’s henchmen. I suppose there’s something to be admired in willingly subverting your own personality and will to another like that. To make yourself look like a pussy-whipped retard; I could never do it. That’s probably why I’m divorced. I hope you gents find your testicles; I really do.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Dual: This is a case of what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Sorry I had to drag you into this, but fair is fair.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Neon: My god unclench woman! I love you more than you’ll ever know. Is this not a long enough comment? Will I hear something about this too?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Darthsikle: Here’s a Pavlovian response: I play the music and you dance. If I knew how easy you were, I would’ve started back in the Commie days. Now go squawk about how jack and I got Rick Vietch to ban you, or some other meth fantasy you just made up.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Gagh: Piggyback on a piggyback on a piggyback troll or otherwise, you cannot fucking leave it alone. It meaning Me, RK, The Badlands, whatever. I think it’s sweet you try to deny it. We all know you care!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Jack: It’s been two years since YOU extended the olive branch to ME. Since that time we’ve gotten along great. I’ve constantly defended you and told people how you’ve calmed down, and how you’re not the psychopath you once were. RadioKingdom is shaping up to be a GREAT site now that it’s out of TK’s shadow, and it has every chance in the world of succeeding. The only person who can stop it is you. So if this is another MELTDOWN abrewin’ just go take care of it. Scream your crazies out and come back to us. If you have a problem with me personally, dig the sand out of your clit and tell me, If it’s just fake drama, I can do that too. I say these things as your friend.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Oh, and Blackfoot: I mean CeeJay: I almost forgot! Can’t imagine why-OH WAIT YES I CAN! Could it be, Charles, that you’re the ultimate in irrelevancy? An irrelevant user changes his name, and it’s irrelevant. He then goes to a irrelevant sub-forum (Troll Playground), and uses all of his irrelevant duals to bitch about irrelevant events that occurred years ago on an irrelevant site (Comicon). Face it Chuck: no one fucking cares. They never did. You're an afterthought: AT BEST.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Did I leave anyone out? This was all just shit from yesterday. If I didn’t mention you, PLEASE don’t feel snubbed! You’re in my heart, if not my pantz!

 

[Dirk Funk]

Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cave this morning.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cave this morning.

Not at all. I'm always very flattered and receptive to this sort of attention.

You may think me a slut, and you may tell your buddies off colour jokes at my expense, but you all keep coming back

 

[The Dork Lord]

Keep kissing his ass.

I just called him crazy. How is that ass-kissing?


DL

 

[The Dork Lord]

Here's a secret. I never really posted at comic.con

Really dear? I seem to recall seeing your name there!

Was it some sort of troll?

:shock:
DL

 

[DarthSikle]

Really dear? I seem to recall seeing your name there!

Was it some sort of troll?

:shock:
DL

I didn't post in the "gutters" until I was at TK.

I posted in the comics section in a serious attempt to dialog, which is of course impossible at the board.

I had at the most, 10 posts in the gutters until Veitch banned me.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Neon: My god unclench woman! I love you more than you’ll ever know. Is this not a long enough comment? Will I hear something about this too?

It's beautiful. I love a guy with a great set of Legos.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar and Dirk Funk: Not as individual entities, but as LC’s henchmen. I suppose there’s something to be admired in willingly subverting your own personality and will to another like that. To make yourself look like a pussy-whipped retard; I could never do it. That’s probably why I’m divorced. I hope you gents find your testicles; I really do.

Fuck you! I found my testicles. They're in LC's mouth. You're just jealous because my testicles aren't up your butt.

Better pussy whipped than a whiny emo bitch.

 

[Dark Pickle]

That's exactly the reaction I wanted.

Thank you Loktar.

 

[Loktar]

That's exactly the reaction I wanted.

Thank you Loktar.

FUCK YOU!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Neon: My god unclench woman! I love you more than you’ll ever know. Is this not a long enough comment? Will I hear something about this too?

If you put your testicles on my chin, would it go over your head?