my girlfriend

[classichummus]

my girlfriend is amazing.


that is all.

 

[Dual]

Why'd you leave MSN, buddy?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Maybe his girlfriend won't let him chat?

 

[classichummus]

because I'm going to bed. I've left everything. I did a few posts on here and I'm going to bed. This is it for the night. I was also too tired to argue.

 

[Dual]

because I'm going to bed. I've left everything. I did a few posts on here and I'm going to bed. This is it for the night. I was also trolled.

:yes:

 

[Dark Pickle]

Who would troll a sweet lil p-whipped boy such as yopurself??? :shock:

 

[classichummus]

Originally Posted by classichummus
because I'm going to bed. I've left everything. I did a few posts on here and I'm going to bed. This is it for the night. I was also trolled.

:yes:

no because you're a drunk dumbass, I'm really tired, and am too tired to really care about arguing.

 

[Dual]

no because you're a drunk dumbass, I'm really tired, and am too tired to really care about arguing.

If that's how you've gotta rationalise it.

 

[Kitty]

lol weak sauce

I wanna be negged

 

[Dark Pickle]

Say something about his GURL friend!

 

[Yub]

 

[classichummus]

my girlfriend is superamazingawesomeness.

 

[classichummus]

great quote from her the other night. context: I was fingering her and she said, "This is pretty interesting. You are really interested and love the vagina AND your a scientist who is really knowledgeable. This makes it an interesting experience."
Essentially I was able to name each part of her pussy just by touch. She was impressed. She didn't even fully know it other than her clitoris. It was pretty cool.
That is all.

Hummus out.

 

[Dual]

really knowledgeable.

:hmmm:

 

[Blackfoot's Dick]

great quote from her the other night. context: I was fingering her and she said, "This is pretty interesting. You are really interested and love the vagina AND your a scientist who is really knowledgeable. This makes it an interesting experience."
Essentially I was able to name each part of her pussy just by touch. She was impressed. She didn't even fully know it other than her clitoris. It was pretty cool.
That is all.

Hummus out.

Damn, I don' know all dem big words. But yew soun' like yew ain' gonna git no luvin' dat way. Yew needa tell dat bitch: "Drop dem drawes, ben' ovah, cuz big daddy Blackfoot id gon' in!"

 

[Falconarg]

great quote from her the other night. context: I was fingering her and she said, "This is pretty interesting. You are really interested and love the vagina AND your a scientist who is really knowledgeable. This makes it an interesting experience."
Essentially I was able to name each part of her pussy just by touch. She was impressed. She didn't even fully know it other than her clitoris. It was pretty cool.
That is all.

Hummus out.

she sounds like elnidfse

 

[Dark Pickle]

Whatever happened to that wordy bastard?

 

[Falconarg]

idk,i dont care

 

[Conchaga]

great quote from her the other night. context: I was fingering her and she said, "This is pretty interesting. You are really interested and love the vagina AND your a scientist who is really knowledgeable. This makes it an interesting experience."
Essentially I was able to name each part of her pussy just by touch. She was impressed. She didn't even fully know it other than her clitoris. It was pretty cool.
That is all.

Hummus out.

No offense, but if you really knew what you were doing, the only phrase she should've uttered would be, "mmmmmm oh god! mmmmm yes!! I'm co..m...iiiiiiiiiiing!"

Not to brag, but I fingerbanged my ex so hard one time that she had this to say afterwards. "You can fuck me in any hole you want, but don't expect me to move a muscle. That was so good, I'm spent."

 

[The Dork Lord]

Once a chick told me she came so hard from me eating her out that she actually astral projected...