classichummus
on a break from forums
my girlfriend is amazing.
that is all.
that is all.
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my girlfriend
- Thread starter classichummus
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Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
Maybe his girlfriend won't let him chat?
classichummus
on a break from forums
because I'm going to bed. I've left everything. I did a few posts on here and I'm going to bed. This is it for the night. I was also too tired to argue.
Dual
RIP Karl 1991-2014
:yes:
Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
Who would troll a sweet lil p-whipped boy such as yopurself??? :shock:
classichummus
on a break from forums
no because you're a drunk dumbass, I'm really tired, and am too tired to really care about arguing.
Dual
RIP Karl 1991-2014
If that's how you've gotta rationalise it.
Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
Say something about his GURL friend!
classichummus
on a break from forums
my girlfriend is superamazingawesomeness.
classichummus
on a break from forums
great quote from her the other night. context: I was fingering her and she said, "This is pretty interesting. You are really interested and love the vagina AND your a scientist who is really knowledgeable. This makes it an interesting experience." 
Essentially I was able to name each part of her pussy just by touch. She was impressed. She didn't even fully know it other than her clitoris. It was pretty cool.
That is all.
Hummus out.
Essentially I was able to name each part of her pussy just by touch. She was impressed. She didn't even fully know it other than her clitoris. It was pretty cool.
That is all.
Hummus out.
Dual
RIP Karl 1991-2014
:hmmm:
Blackfoot's Dick
Film Noir Detective
great quote from her the other night. context: I was fingering her and she said, "This is pretty interesting. You are really interested and love the vagina AND your a scientist who is really knowledgeable. This makes it an interesting experience."
Essentially I was able to name each part of her pussy just by touch. She was impressed. She didn't even fully know it other than her clitoris. It was pretty cool.
That is all.
Hummus out.
Damn, I don' know all dem big words. But yew soun' like yew ain' gonna git no luvin' dat way. Yew needa tell dat bitch: "Drop dem drawes, ben' ovah, cuz big daddy Blackfoot id gon' in!"
Falconarg
Rebel
great quote from her the other night. context: I was fingering her and she said, "This is pretty interesting. You are really interested and love the vagina AND your a scientist who is really knowledgeable. This makes it an interesting experience."
Essentially I was able to name each part of her pussy just by touch. She was impressed. She didn't even fully know it other than her clitoris. It was pretty cool.
That is all.
Hummus out.
she sounds like elnidfse
Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
Whatever happened to that wordy bastard?
Conchaga
Let's fuck some shit up
great quote from her the other night. context: I was fingering her and she said, "This is pretty interesting. You are really interested and love the vagina AND your a scientist who is really knowledgeable. This makes it an interesting experience."
Essentially I was able to name each part of her pussy just by touch. She was impressed. She didn't even fully know it other than her clitoris. It was pretty cool.
That is all.
Hummus out.
No offense, but if you really knew what you were doing, the only phrase she should've uttered would be, "mmmmmm oh god! mmmmm yes!! I'm co..m...iiiiiiiiiiing!"
Not to brag, but I fingerbanged my ex so hard one time that she had this to say afterwards. "You can fuck me in any hole you want, but don't expect me to move a muscle. That was so good, I'm spent."
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Once a chick told me she came so hard from me eating her out that she actually astral projected...