classichummus
on a break from forums
I will win this competition if anyone else has held out still.
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I haven't had a wank all year
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Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
You selfish bastard! Give your gf the facial she deserves already.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
EVERYONE IN THE WORLD (who is able to wank) has probably wanked by now!!
Even NATALIE PORTMAN?
Even NATALIE PORTMAN?
classichummus
on a break from forums
Technically I wouldn't count that as "wanking" since she would be doing most of the work and I would just do the end part of the facial. However, I don't think I'll ever give her a facial unless she wants it.
I still haven't and I just got word that Natalie Portman has indeed jacked off her massive cock in 2010.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
*vomits*
classichummus
on a break from forums
I'm still going strong! 8 days in. Still haven't jacking it! Has anyone else still held out or am I the last one (other than Wackless-Jack)?
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
classichummus
on a break from forums
Don't make me cum over there and whack you off!
Lol, I got laid on the 1st, but it doesn't count since I didn't jack off, it was the girlfriend.
She's on her period right now so I have to wait awhile, but she'll probably either give me a blow job or a hand job soon. I almost never jack off anymore, I just wait for her to do it for me!
classichummus
on a break from forums
Still haven't jacked off, but I got laid 2 days ago, but it doesn't count again because it was a vagina that was getting me off, not my hand! 
Still I went 16 days without ejaculating! Yet, it was totally worth it! Those orgasms I had with her were superb!
Still I went 16 days without ejaculating! Yet, it was totally worth it! Those orgasms I had with her were superb!
classichummus
on a break from forums
Lol, Gagh.
