Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Speaking of Will & Grace, here's how I know the Mayans are right about 2012:
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Sorry, carry on!
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Sorry, carry on!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Yes, but I'd still be the top with a strap-on.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
But a raspy goat with MOXIE!
December 2012 --- hopefully it will be a quick bang/wipeout, and not a slow but steady decline between now and then so that we will be begging for it by then.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
ASK BETTY WHITE! I CAN'T GET A GOOD SEAT ON THE SUBWAY!
Steal Magnolias, because I'm too stupid to have seen FGT from start to finish yet.
I'm gonna stick my neck out and say Crane/Shore. Spock could never pull off the cigar/brandy balcony scenes.
Cock
Let's be making sexy business
1. What time is the hour of scampering?
2. Do you own any clothes that utilize velcro?
3. Do you like turtles?
4. Ever had a 'swordfight?'
5. do you cut your sandwich diagonal or straight?
6. Knock Knock joke time.... you start.
7. which arm is your watch on?
8. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?
9. The last thing you wash in the shower?
10. Do you get a new wash cloth before each shower?
11. will you now?
2. Do you own any clothes that utilize velcro?
3. Do you like turtles?
4. Ever had a 'swordfight?'
5. do you cut your sandwich diagonal or straight?
6. Knock Knock joke time.... you start.
7. which arm is your watch on?
8. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?
9. The last thing you wash in the shower?
10. Do you get a new wash cloth before each shower?
11. will you now?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
1) Carrots 2) Green peas 3) String beans 4) several others
¿Qué?
YES! Once in a kiddie petting zoo. Luckily I ran away fast. I was also once pecked in the leg by a chicken that had escaped from our neighbor's coop.
Ah, youth...
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Between 11PM-Midnight, unless I had to work late.
Yes, my beach sandals.
I do! but not as much as I like frogs.
You bet your sweet bippy.
Usually I'm too lazy to cut them at all. I like to cut diagonally when I know there will be dunking in soups/gravies/sauces.
How many cocks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't wear watches. They are the ultimate harbinger of mortality.
My mate.
The tub.
I'm a bachelor. Of course not!
Yes, but only because I just bought a towel set and I haven't been to the laundromat in a while.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
Is New York really a cool place to live, or is it just a'ight?
Which cancer is the scariest?
Which is better, mountains or the ocean/beach?
Will you be disappointed if when you die, it turns out God really does hate you because you're gay? Will you punch him in the face if he made AIDS to punish gays, and he admits and he laughs like it's a great joke?
Is Kanye West right about the government making AIDS?
Why are all my questions so healthcare/morbid?
When I get to heaven, will God hate me because I'm straight? If yes, are you willing to put this on a sign and stand outside my house protesting my "lifestyle" which I have "chosen"?
Which cancer is the scariest?
Which is better, mountains or the ocean/beach?
Will you be disappointed if when you die, it turns out God really does hate you because you're gay? Will you punch him in the face if he made AIDS to punish gays, and he admits and he laughs like it's a great joke?
Is Kanye West right about the government making AIDS?
Why are all my questions so healthcare/morbid?
When I get to heaven, will God hate me because I'm straight? If yes, are you willing to put this on a sign and stand outside my house protesting my "lifestyle" which I have "chosen"?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
It's still way cool, if you're not the early-to-bed/early-to-rise type.
The kind that humans get.
The ocean. I don't get square states. I've never not lived near a shore.
If He really does hate gays, then I doubt I'll be seeing him now will I?
Yes, but he has the details wrong. We funded an African regime to start it with Monkey Patient Zero back in the 70s. Or something.
Did you find a lump in your armpit today that you couldn't attribute to a bad choice in speed-stick?
God (the godforce, your descriptor goes here) doesn't hate. Judgement won't be based on human-crafted morals. It will be based on whether or not you let love into your heart, and shared it with others.
Also, knowing some showtunes will be more important then you think. Get cracking!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
MORE QUESTIONS MEANS THEY LOVE ME SO MUCH THEY WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOOT ME!
And yes, although my first teddy bear was an Ernie/Sesame Street puppet.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
And I won't bend over to pick up that dollar you dropped.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
This seems a bit long for a protest slogan.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
What are your favorite showtunes?
If you were to cast Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, who would you choose to play the brothers?
Did you love the way Franco Nero sang If Ever I Should Leave You to Vanessa Redgrave in Camelot?
Who's your friend til the bitter end though the bitter end is a million miles away?
Who just blew in from the Windy City?
And, in what musical does the heroine sell sheet music on the street?
If you were to cast Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, who would you choose to play the brothers?
Did you love the way Franco Nero sang If Ever I Should Leave You to Vanessa Redgrave in Camelot?
Who's your friend til the bitter end though the bitter end is a million miles away?
Who just blew in from the Windy City?
And, in what musical does the heroine sell sheet music on the street?