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How does it feel to be adored by millions?

Fried Green Tomatoes, or Steel Magnolias?

Alan Shore & Denny Crane, or Mr Spock & Captain Kirk?
 
How does it feel to be adored by millions?
ASK BETTY WHITE! I CAN'T GET A GOOD SEAT ON THE SUBWAY! :rwmad:
Fried Green Tomatoes, or Steel Magnolias?
Steal Magnolias, because I'm too stupid to have seen FGT from start to finish yet.
Alan Shore & Denny Crane, or Mr Spock & Captain Kirk?
I'm gonna stick my neck out and say Crane/Shore. Spock could never pull off the cigar/brandy balcony scenes.
 
What is your favourite vegetable?

Did you ever play that Oregon Trail computer game?

Ever been attacked by a goose?
 
1. What time is the hour of scampering?

2. Do you own any clothes that utilize velcro?

3. Do you like turtles?

4. Ever had a 'swordfight?'

5. do you cut your sandwich diagonal or straight?

6. Knock Knock joke time.... you start.

7. which arm is your watch on?

8. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?

9. The last thing you wash in the shower?

10. Do you get a new wash cloth before each shower?

11. will you now?
 
1. What time is the hour of scampering?
Between 11PM-Midnight, unless I had to work late.
2. Do you own any clothes that utilize velcro?
Yes, my beach sandals.
3. Do you like turtles?
I do! but not as much as I like frogs.
4. Ever had a 'swordfight?'
You bet your sweet bippy.
5. do you cut your sandwich diagonal or straight?
Usually I'm too lazy to cut them at all. I like to cut diagonally when I know there will be dunking in soups/gravies/sauces.
6. Knock Knock joke time.... you start.
How many cocks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
7. which arm is your watch on?
I don't wear watches. They are the ultimate harbinger of mortality.
8. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?
My mate.
9. The last thing you wash in the shower?
The tub.
10. Do you get a new wash cloth before each shower?
I'm a bachelor. Of course not!
11. will you now?
Yes, but only because I just bought a towel set and I haven't been to the laundromat in a while.
 
Is New York really a cool place to live, or is it just a'ight?

Which cancer is the scariest?

Which is better, mountains or the ocean/beach?

Will you be disappointed if when you die, it turns out God really does hate you because you're gay? Will you punch him in the face if he made AIDS to punish gays, and he admits and he laughs like it's a great joke?

Is Kanye West right about the government making AIDS?

Why are all my questions so healthcare/morbid?

When I get to heaven, will God hate me because I'm straight? If yes, are you willing to put this on a sign and stand outside my house protesting my "lifestyle" which I have "chosen"?
 
Is New York really a cool place to live, or is it just a'ight?
It's still way cool, if you're not the early-to-bed/early-to-rise type.
Which cancer is the scariest?
The kind that humans get.
Which is better, mountains or the ocean/beach?
The ocean. I don't get square states. I've never not lived near a shore.
Will you be disappointed if when you die, it turns out God really does hate you because you're gay? Will you punch him in the face if he made AIDS to punish gays, and he admits and he laughs like it's a great joke?
If He really does hate gays, then I doubt I'll be seeing him now will I?
Is Kanye West right about the government making AIDS?
Yes, but he has the details wrong. We funded an African regime to start it with Monkey Patient Zero back in the 70s. Or something.
Why are all my questions so healthcare/morbid?
Did you find a lump in your armpit today that you couldn't attribute to a bad choice in speed-stick?
When I get to heaven, will God hate me because I'm straight? If yes, are you willing to put this on a sign and stand outside my house protesting my "lifestyle" which I have "chosen"?
God (the godforce, your descriptor goes here) doesn't hate. Judgement won't be based on human-crafted morals. It will be based on whether or not you let love into your heart, and shared it with others.

Also, knowing some showtunes will be more important then you think. Get cracking!
 
Jesus, y'all are selfish pricks. He said Ask "A" question and you ask 10 or 9. I have only one question: Do you love me like you loved your first teddy bear?
 
Jesus, y'all are selfish pricks. He said Ask "A" question and you ask 10 or 9. I have only one question: Do you love me like you loved your first teddy bear?
MORE QUESTIONS MEANS THEY LOVE ME SO MUCH THEY WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOOT ME!

And yes, although my first teddy bear was an Ernie/Sesame Street puppet.
 
God (the godforce, your descriptor goes here) doesn't hate. Judgement won't be based on human-crafted morals. It will be based on whether or not you let love into your heart, and shared it with others.

Also, knowing some showtunes will be more important then you think. Get cracking!

This seems a bit long for a protest slogan.
 
What are your favorite showtunes?

If you were to cast Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, who would you choose to play the brothers?

Did you love the way Franco Nero sang If Ever I Should Leave You to Vanessa Redgrave in Camelot?

Who's your friend til the bitter end though the bitter end is a million miles away?

Who just blew in from the Windy City?

And, in what musical does the heroine sell sheet music on the street?
 
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