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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

"They're coming for you, Barbara."
 
Wow. good spamming, eloisel. I was out all day or I would have spammed this thread up.
 
697 to go!
 
We'll reach the 500 to go mark soon. Then it will begin the serious countdown. It'll go fast then. It will go so fast we'll have to watch carefully or it will slide by us.
 
You know, I found one thing on Google that turns up no search results. "Guy with Axe vs. Guy with Shotgun".
 
DWF is into Bestiality, SaintLucifer is into Incest, and Blackfoot is into Necrophillia. And Duncan Idaho is STILL a cheese whore.
 
Duncan Idaho was something special in Dune.
 
Skittles: Taste the Rainbow.

Rainbow!
Rainbow!
Rainbow!
Rainbow!
Rainbow!
Rainbow!
Rainbow!
Rainbow!
Rainbow!
 
Duncan Idaho was something special in Dune.

I mean the guy here on this site.
 
I mean the guy here on this site.

He's something "speshul".
 
I got a job today, not a permanent one, yet. Anyway I will need to enter in thousands and thousands of names into a data base. I thought, "I can't do that!" And then I thought of spam and I thought, "I CAN DO THAT"
 
Fuck, srsly tho it is going to be a very tedious tediuos tediuos job
 
But hey. What the fuck am I going to do? I will do almost anything at this point. ALMOST
 
Not anything. I have standards.
 
People keep on telling me not to settle, but they don't have to pay my bills. I do.
 
People love to give you advice
 
I am not looking that hard.
 
I fear rejection from the jobs I really want
 
Not anything. I have standards.

I'll do almost anything. My standards are starting to diminish as the years go by though.
 
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