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The Tisiphone Adventures: A Tisiphone Thanksgiving!
- Thread starter Dr Dave
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Technically speaking I trimmed your bush.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 8-Henoch and the lamp shade & turkey needs of the Mine Field.
"Henoch, what on earth are you doing?" asked Cassie
"Sex!" replied Henoch
"Why?" asked Cassie
"CaptainWacky said if I did it, he would give me a dildo cake" said Henoch
"You're an odd goose Henoch" said Cassie
"Better then a odd Nun" noted Doctor Dave.
"Ok we need volunteers to go get the turkey. This will be a dangerous mission as you must cut through a mall a over priced yuppie store" announced Tisiphone
"Why a over priced yuppie store?" asked Doctor Dave
"I have a gift card and need over priced things to toss at Headvoid" replied Tisiphone.
"I'll go" Said Cassie
"As well I" said Doctor Dave
"Me too, AND MY AXE" Said CaptainWacky.
"Good, best get going" said Tisiphone
To be continued...
"Henoch, what on earth are you doing?" asked Cassie
"Sex!" replied Henoch
"Why?" asked Cassie
"CaptainWacky said if I did it, he would give me a dildo cake" said Henoch
"You're an odd goose Henoch" said Cassie
"Better then a odd Nun" noted Doctor Dave.
"Ok we need volunteers to go get the turkey. This will be a dangerous mission as you must cut through a mall a over priced yuppie store" announced Tisiphone
"Why a over priced yuppie store?" asked Doctor Dave
"I have a gift card and need over priced things to toss at Headvoid" replied Tisiphone.
"I'll go" Said Cassie
"As well I" said Doctor Dave
"Me too, AND MY AXE" Said CaptainWacky.
"Good, best get going" said Tisiphone
To be continued...
Loktar
Internet God
headvoid
Can I have Ops?
Are you questionning the accuracy of the statement?
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 9- The Tank, stop number 1 Drink N Dulp Convenience store.
"Doctor Dave, how do you know how to drive a tank?" asked Cassie
"Well, back in Dave Land, There were some Nuns and I saw a tank, and ran them over" said Doctor Dave
"That does not answer how you know how to drive a tank" said Cassie.
"Oh, I saw it in a movie once" replied Dave as he crashed the tank into the convenience store.
"Apparently your training was not complete" said CaptainWacky.
"Ok, time to load up on candy, chips, and condoms!" said Cassie
"You would think Tisiphone would have enough condoms in her house..." said CaptainWacky
"Indeed" replied Doctor Dave.
The gang gathered as much candy,chips,dip,drinks,condoms as they could find.
"That will me $300.69" said Store owner Blindgroping as he attempted to grope Cassie
"DON'T MAKE ME CUT OF YOUR PENI, MOFO!" she shouted
"Oh... sorry..it's in the name... don't stab me!!!" he replied
Meanwhile across the street...
"This is Doctor Dace calling The Chinaman..." said Doctor Dace into his radio
"This is The Chinaman, report Doctor Dace" said The Chinaman
"The MF crew is now done at the convenience store, and is heading in the direction of a grocery store" replied Doctor Dace
"Good, my team is nearly done planing some surprises for them, proceed with phase two of your mission" said The Chinaman
"Understood" said Doctor Dace
To be continued...
"Doctor Dave, how do you know how to drive a tank?" asked Cassie
"Well, back in Dave Land, There were some Nuns and I saw a tank, and ran them over" said Doctor Dave
"That does not answer how you know how to drive a tank" said Cassie.
"Oh, I saw it in a movie once" replied Dave as he crashed the tank into the convenience store.
"Apparently your training was not complete" said CaptainWacky.
"Ok, time to load up on candy, chips, and condoms!" said Cassie
"You would think Tisiphone would have enough condoms in her house..." said CaptainWacky
"Indeed" replied Doctor Dave.
The gang gathered as much candy,chips,dip,drinks,condoms as they could find.
"That will me $300.69" said Store owner Blindgroping as he attempted to grope Cassie
"DON'T MAKE ME CUT OF YOUR PENI, MOFO!" she shouted
"Oh... sorry..it's in the name... don't stab me!!!" he replied
Meanwhile across the street...
"This is Doctor Dace calling The Chinaman..." said Doctor Dace into his radio
"This is The Chinaman, report Doctor Dace" said The Chinaman
"The MF crew is now done at the convenience store, and is heading in the direction of a grocery store" replied Doctor Dace
"Good, my team is nearly done planing some surprises for them, proceed with phase two of your mission" said The Chinaman
"Understood" said Doctor Dace
To be continued...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Good condom joke.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
By candy you mean CHOCOLATE of course!
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 10- Love Child and Tisiphone, a sex story.
"I need to fuck" said Tisiphone
"Hi Tisihpone, lets have hot lesbian sex" said Love Child
Tisiphone and Love Child went to Tisiphone's room.
Tisiphone and Love Child proceded to have hot lesbian sex.
"I keep waiting for Doctor Dave to come out of the bathroom" said Tisiphone during a break from hot lesbian sex.
"Yes, he does have a habbit of doing that. I hope he and the others will be back soon with the food." said Love Child.
Meanwhile at the tank
"I sense hot lesbian sex, step on it Cassie!" said Doctor Dave
To be continued...
"I need to fuck" said Tisiphone
"Hi Tisihpone, lets have hot lesbian sex" said Love Child
Tisiphone and Love Child went to Tisiphone's room.
Tisiphone and Love Child proceded to have hot lesbian sex.
"I keep waiting for Doctor Dave to come out of the bathroom" said Tisiphone during a break from hot lesbian sex.
"Yes, he does have a habbit of doing that. I hope he and the others will be back soon with the food." said Love Child.
Meanwhile at the tank
"I sense hot lesbian sex, step on it Cassie!" said Doctor Dave
To be continued...
