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How can I get in the holiday spirit

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
When it's 73 degrees outside??
 
I woke up to snow this morning. : )
You can come visit me!
 
Toss rocks at Christmas elves.
 
You're very into rocks Dr. Dave.

Mirah...one day!!! :)
 
Rocks are your friend.

Eat some THEMED CAKE!
 
no snow here yet, but it's horribly cold.

To get into the Christmas spirit watch documentaries about the arctic/antarctic region, visit the polar bears in the zoo, bake cookies, write Christmas cards, craft some nice Christmas decorations, listen to your favourite Christmas songs, brew some punch or tea with cloves and cinnamon and decorate your place with boughs of fir or pine for the Christmas scent :)
And if you have some 40° left, send them to me. I need something to defrost my feet ;)
 
Set your Christmas decorations on fire.
 
Go on a long journey such as the wise men did seeking out the baby cheeses.
 
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Instead of gold, frankincense and myrrh, pickup some old frankfurters and mustard.
 
And eating the Frankfurters, watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
 
Tisiphone said:
When it's 73 degrees outside??
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Easy. One flight to the UK, because it's going to be getting down to minus figures this week. If you don't value your tits, this will be an excellent chance to have them frozen free of charge.
 
It's cold here, I DISLIKE COLD.
 
what holiday
 
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This is how I get into the holiday spirit.
1. Wait until the day after Thanksgiving to get busy on the Christmas stuff.
2. Day after Christmas, start planning for the Secret Santa party, the office party, and each of my groups' parties. Mostly, what I am going to wear, what dish I am going to take, and what kind of present I am going to bring.
3. Start filling out Christmas cards to be in the mail by the 10th day of Christmas.
4. Start planning my office decorations to go up by the first weekend in December.
5. Start planning the decorations to go up in front of my house by the first weekend in December.
6. Start shopping for Christmas to be finished by the 20th.
7. Enjoy the days before Christmas feeling like I've accomplished much and partying like its 1999.
8. Realize on Christmas Day that there are at least two people I forgot to shop for or that I don't have enough butter, or rolls, or whipped cream, or forks, or something.
9. Vow to learn new Christmas songs to play on my violin or mountain dulcimer next year.
 
Gagh said:
Easy. One flight to the UK, because it's going to be getting down to minus figures this week. If you don't value your tits, this will be an excellent chance to have them frozen free of charge.
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But what would I do with said frozen tits?
 
I'm sure you'll find a lot of gentlemen here willing to help you de-frost them ;)
 
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