How can I get in the holiday spirit

[Cassie]

RAPE A DEPARTMENT STORE SANTA!

 

[Dr Dave]

Knock over snow men.

 

[The Tomtrek]

VISIT MIRAH AND KEEP WARM.

 

[Dr Dave]

Set fire to a Christmas Tree.

 

[Donovan]

When I was In Vegas and wanted to get ready for Xmas I just went downtown. Bought some snow and shared it with some ho-ho-hoes. I think my nose got pretty red, too.

 

[Henoch]

Set fire to a Christmas Tree.

Who's tree Dave??

 

[Loktar]

Who's tree Dave??

ALL OF THEM. Use some C4.

 

[starguard]

Set fire to a Christmas Tree.

or better yet, one of Santa's Elves

 

[eloisel]

I am surprised no one has mentioned having sex with a Christmas Duck.

 

[Dr Dave]

FUCK THAT DUCK

 

[Henoch]

^^^Because Christmas is the time for giving.

 

[Mirah]

 

[CaptainWacky]

NICE PICS

 

[Consumer]

I've always found that the Virgin Sacrifice always was a great kick off...


er...which holiday were we talking about?

 

[headvoid]

I have strong suspicions that Mirah is the White Witch from the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.

 

[Consumer]

She always makes me rock hard...so It's possible.

 

[Cassie]

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's snowing really heavy here now (Scotland) but it's annoying because the power went out a few times.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

1.) Fuck the "holiday spirit."

2.) Enjoy the weather

 

[Dr Dave]

Unless the weather sucks, then trying to enjoy it may not work.