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How can I get in the holiday spirit

RAPE A DEPARTMENT STORE SANTA!
 
Knock over snow men.
 
VISIT MIRAH AND KEEP WARM.
 
Set fire to a Christmas Tree.
 
When I was In Vegas and wanted to get ready for Xmas I just went downtown. Bought some snow and shared it with some ho-ho-hoes. I think my nose got pretty red, too.
 
I am surprised no one has mentioned having sex with a Christmas Duck.
 
FUCK THAT DUCK
 
^^^Because Christmas is the time for giving. ;)
 
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NICE PICS
 
I've always found that the Virgin Sacrifice always was a great kick off...


er...which holiday were we talking about?
 
I have strong suspicions that Mirah is the White Witch from the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.
 
She always makes me rock hard...so It's possible.
 
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
 
It's snowing really heavy here now (Scotland) but it's annoying because the power went out a few times.
 
1.) Fuck the "holiday spirit."

2.) Enjoy the weather
 
Unless the weather sucks, then trying to enjoy it may not work.
 
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