The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
no snow here yet, but it's horribly cold.
To get into the Christmas spirit watch documentaries about the arctic/antarctic region, visit the polar bears in the zoo, bake cookies, write Christmas cards, craft some nice Christmas decorations, listen to your favourite Christmas songs, brew some punch or tea with cloves and cinnamon and decorate your place with boughs of fir or pine for the Christmas scent
And if you have some 40° left, send them to me. I need something to defrost my feet
To get into the Christmas spirit watch documentaries about the arctic/antarctic region, visit the polar bears in the zoo, bake cookies, write Christmas cards, craft some nice Christmas decorations, listen to your favourite Christmas songs, brew some punch or tea with cloves and cinnamon and decorate your place with boughs of fir or pine for the Christmas scent
And if you have some 40° left, send them to me. I need something to defrost my feet
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Or just go to the CHEESE STORE!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Instead of gold, frankincense and myrrh, pickup some old frankfurters and mustard.
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
Easy. One flight to the UK, because it's going to be getting down to minus figures this week. If you don't value your tits, this will be an excellent chance to have them frozen free of charge.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
what holiday
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
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eloisel
Forever Empress E
This is how I get into the holiday spirit.
1. Wait until the day after Thanksgiving to get busy on the Christmas stuff.
2. Day after Christmas, start planning for the Secret Santa party, the office party, and each of my groups' parties. Mostly, what I am going to wear, what dish I am going to take, and what kind of present I am going to bring.
3. Start filling out Christmas cards to be in the mail by the 10th day of Christmas.
4. Start planning my office decorations to go up by the first weekend in December.
5. Start planning the decorations to go up in front of my house by the first weekend in December.
6. Start shopping for Christmas to be finished by the 20th.
7. Enjoy the days before Christmas feeling like I've accomplished much and partying like its 1999.
8. Realize on Christmas Day that there are at least two people I forgot to shop for or that I don't have enough butter, or rolls, or whipped cream, or forks, or something.
9. Vow to learn new Christmas songs to play on my violin or mountain dulcimer next year.
1. Wait until the day after Thanksgiving to get busy on the Christmas stuff.
2. Day after Christmas, start planning for the Secret Santa party, the office party, and each of my groups' parties. Mostly, what I am going to wear, what dish I am going to take, and what kind of present I am going to bring.
3. Start filling out Christmas cards to be in the mail by the 10th day of Christmas.
4. Start planning my office decorations to go up by the first weekend in December.
5. Start planning the decorations to go up in front of my house by the first weekend in December.
6. Start shopping for Christmas to be finished by the 20th.
7. Enjoy the days before Christmas feeling like I've accomplished much and partying like its 1999.
8. Realize on Christmas Day that there are at least two people I forgot to shop for or that I don't have enough butter, or rolls, or whipped cream, or forks, or something.
9. Vow to learn new Christmas songs to play on my violin or mountain dulcimer next year.
Tisiphone
Elitist Redheaded Trollop
But what would I do with said frozen tits?
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
I'm sure you'll find a lot of gentlemen here willing to help you de-frost them
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Smother them in hot oil.