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FIGHTING CACTUS!
- Thread starter Dr Dave
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Best episode was the one where Joey got married to a black girl and Chanlder and Ross kept whispering racist remakrs about her and Joey got so angry that he wanted to hit them and then his wife put her hand on his shoulder to see what was wrong but Joey in his blind rage punched her in the face and she fell and hit her head and died and Ross and Chandler helped him bury the body and the punchline was Ross saying "we weren't being racist, we were saying she was hot!"
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Do I ever!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I didn't like that one where Ross had sex with a cat.
Loktar
Internet God
No, it was in the episode Rachel's gynecologist stabbed her vagina.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Monica killed the dentist because he touched her teeth with dirty gloves. It was all pretty rushed and he was never mentioned again.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Chandler: "Could you have KILLED that dentist any faster?"
Monica: "IIII KNOOOOOOOW!"
Monica: "IIII KNOOOOOOOW!"
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Gunther: I MASTURBATE TO YOU EVERY NIGHT, RACHEL.
Rachel: Huh, what was that, I've got something in my ear.
Gunther: IT'S MY CUM.
Rachel: What'd you say?
Gunther: I said...
(Joey runs over Gunther with a truck.)
Joey: WHASSSSSUP!
Rachel: Huh, what was that, I've got something in my ear.
Gunther: IT'S MY CUM.
Rachel: What'd you say?
Gunther: I said...
(Joey runs over Gunther with a truck.)
Joey: WHASSSSSUP!
Homo Erectus
Registered User
I don't like this show. Where's the remote?
Loktar
Internet God
Homo will have to wait until the dog walks by the TV and wags its tail for the channel to change.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
(Joey walks in on Monica showering.)
Joey: How YOU doin'?
Monica: Joey, you perverted fuck, you can't walk in on me!
Joey: You weren't complaining when I walked in on you last year, baby.
Monica: That was a one off...it will never happen again. I'm married to Chandler now.
Joey: Your lips say one thing but your erect nipples say another, babe.
Monica: Get away from me! Chanlder's your best friend!
Joey: And you've got the sweetest tits I ever did see...
(Joey drops his pants.)
Monica: No, this isn't happening!
(She tries to leave but Joey grabs her and roughly throws her back in the shower.)
Joey: Shut up and fuck me.
Monica: No, I don't want to, I don't...
(He forces a kiss on her. She resists at first but then starts to enjoy it.)
Monica: I hate you...
Joey: Do you?
(Monica reaches for his cock and starts wanking him off.)
Monica: Yes.
Joey: Ooooh yes...
Chandler(outside): I just go home, you in Monica?
Joey: Oh shit!
(He tries to pull away but Monica keeps wanking him.)
Monica: No, I don't want to stop.
Joey: He'll kill us like he did that homeless guy who tries to rape you.
Monica: I lied about that...I wanted to fuck the homeless guy. I got him killed to protect my secret. I'm a dirty slut.
Joey: I'm so fucking turned on. The door's open, he's going to see us!
Monica: Yeah...but he might not.
(She starts giving Joey a blowjob.)
Joey: Fuck yeah.
(Outside, Chanlder is listening to every word, sobbing to himself silently.)
Chandler: I...I guess you're not home, Monica. I'll just...go out for a coffee with Ross. I love you, Monica. I love you...
(Chandler walks away in a daze.)
Monica: Your cock is so hot, Joey.
HOURS LATER
(Ross walks in. Monica is relaxing on the sofa.)
Monica: What's up, bro?
Ross: Monica, it's Chandler...I don't know how to tell you this...he's been run over. And it looks like he walked out in front of the car on purpose.
Monica: No!
Ross: He tried to kill himself? Any idea why?
Monica: Umm...
(In the background we see a guilty looking Joey sneak out of the apartment.)
Monica: Nope!
Joey: How YOU doin'?
Monica: Joey, you perverted fuck, you can't walk in on me!
Joey: You weren't complaining when I walked in on you last year, baby.
Monica: That was a one off...it will never happen again. I'm married to Chandler now.
Joey: Your lips say one thing but your erect nipples say another, babe.
Monica: Get away from me! Chanlder's your best friend!
Joey: And you've got the sweetest tits I ever did see...
(Joey drops his pants.)
Monica: No, this isn't happening!
(She tries to leave but Joey grabs her and roughly throws her back in the shower.)
Joey: Shut up and fuck me.
Monica: No, I don't want to, I don't...
(He forces a kiss on her. She resists at first but then starts to enjoy it.)
Monica: I hate you...
Joey: Do you?
(Monica reaches for his cock and starts wanking him off.)
Monica: Yes.
Joey: Ooooh yes...
Chandler(outside): I just go home, you in Monica?
Joey: Oh shit!
(He tries to pull away but Monica keeps wanking him.)
Monica: No, I don't want to stop.
Joey: He'll kill us like he did that homeless guy who tries to rape you.
Monica: I lied about that...I wanted to fuck the homeless guy. I got him killed to protect my secret. I'm a dirty slut.
Joey: I'm so fucking turned on. The door's open, he's going to see us!
Monica: Yeah...but he might not.
(She starts giving Joey a blowjob.)
Joey: Fuck yeah.
(Outside, Chanlder is listening to every word, sobbing to himself silently.)
Chandler: I...I guess you're not home, Monica. I'll just...go out for a coffee with Ross. I love you, Monica. I love you...
(Chandler walks away in a daze.)
Monica: Your cock is so hot, Joey.
HOURS LATER
(Ross walks in. Monica is relaxing on the sofa.)
Monica: What's up, bro?
Ross: Monica, it's Chandler...I don't know how to tell you this...he's been run over. And it looks like he walked out in front of the car on purpose.
Monica: No!
Ross: He tried to kill himself? Any idea why?
Monica: Umm...
(In the background we see a guilty looking Joey sneak out of the apartment.)
Monica: Nope!