GLASSES

[Dr Dave]

You are a very good man. To do this is against so many of your principles.

Could you complete the picture and tell me she had acne? (I just pushed this too far didn't I?)

She had acne.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Wow

 

[I Love Cunt]

I love it when my honey puts on glasses, he looks so handsome. I kind of like glasses.

 

[Donovan]

two words...teacher porn.

 

[I Love Cunt]

That doesn't do it for me

 

[Dr Dave]

Another stripper story.

At a different club on the same day of my earlier story one of the strippers asked if my friend and I were ok.

I think we looked bored or something.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's all about the hot librarian porn ILC.

 

[Loktar]

I love it when my honey puts on glasses, he looks so handsome. I kind of like glasses.

Your boyfriend is a jar of honey? *puts on sunglasses* That sounds like a sticky situation.YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHmmHHHHHHHHH!!

 

[curiousa2z]

yeah, welcome to the club FOUR EYES!
I've had glasses since age 12. Tried contacts for three years and it was true - they never fogged up, but I kinda like glasses, so I'm back to them....mind you, I only need them for driving and movies and stalking men from behind trees.

 

[Love Child]

Ooooh there is this cute girl at this library I go to, she has these tiny bangs, its so cute. I love her. I think I'll ask her to marry me.

 

[curiousa2z]

now who's stalking whom?!?!!

 

[Cassie]

It's NOT a good idea to clean your glasses with tissue INFUSED with lotion.

 

[Ishcabittle]

man that's the worst. no, actually, the worst is cleaning your glasses with your roommate's jizz rag by mistake. that's the worst.

i've had glasses or contacts since i was six. laser eye surgery sounds like a golden calf that i will never possess. someday, someday.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

man that's the worst. no, actually, the worst is cleaning your glasses with your roommate's jizz rag by mistake. that's the worst.

Depends on the hotness ofthe roommate and the recentness of the jizz, IMO.

i've had glasses or contacts since i was six. laser eye surgery sounds like a golden calf that i will never possess. someday, someday.

Same here, I've had glasses since I was 8 and contacts since I was 18. I'm starting to develop a slight astigmatism, so I wonder if I missed the window on laser miracles.

 

[Dr Dave]

I hope she kept them on the entire time.

I think she might have.

 

[Cassie]

Going out in the rain whilst wearing glasses is ALSO not great.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yeah but wet hair + glasses = very hot girl.

 

[Dr Dave]

Going out in the rain whilst wearing glasses is ALSO not great.

It can be a tad inconvenient.

 

[Loktar]

Going out in the rain whilst wearing glasses is ALSO not great.

Someone needs to invent detachable wipers(like on windshields) for glasses.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]