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My one button mouse has two buttons! MY ONE BUTTON MOUSE HAS TWO BUTTONS!

I agree. But no more eating duck paste, IZZATUNNERSTEWWWWWD-AH!
 
Nothing like some good foie gras on delicate white toast to make a man out of you.
 
Bacon pie.
 
Bacon pizza!

NOM NOM NOM
 
I will put a serious murder on a bacon pizza and several cold Becks.
 
'Gear said:
Nothing like some good foie gras on delicate white toast to make a man out of you.
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The foy grass is not for eating. The foy grass is for painting on the wall until your host surrenders and brings you food instead.
 
The Saint said:
The foy grass is not for eating. The foy grass is for painting on the wall until your host surrenders and brings you food instead.
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That would bring wasps.
 
The ultimate flavor sensation:

Bacon-flavored bacon! :scared:
 
with bacon on the side?
 
With bacon bits spinkled. Liberally.

MURDER I say.
 
That's the ticket - I here for murder but first I'm going to wrap you like a scallop.
 
^Hey eloisel - I've finally found that snuff porn you were so desperately looking for!
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ELOISEL?? :(
 
I wish I could say I miss her.

Thats not really what I wish.
 
Now, now, don't get all emo on me kiddo, you know I can't handle that.
 
I wonder if there's a sad little emo deep inside me. Yearning to be understood. Knowing he'll never be.

If only he had boots, he'd reach down and pull up on the straps...

Do Creepers have straps? If they do, they're sad about it. And they write a poem about how everyone else is always trying to pull on them.
 
'Gear said:
I wonder if there's a sad little emo deep inside me. Yearning to be understood. Knowing he'll never be.
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Don't worry Gear. If there were, I'd shoot him for you.
 
See that guys. A real girl will kick the shit out of the little boy deep inside you so she doesn't have to kill all the wolves herself.

OK Now who wants a hug and maybe a good cry?
 
Try Jibbles, I bet he'd be happy to have someone to cuddle with.
 
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