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I think I was just too lazy to fully develop an autistic tic

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I keep tapping my head though.
 
And I keep tapping my feet. Lets start a tap band.
 
I have no ability to remember I have locked the front door, if I think about anything else in the short distance from the door to the car I have to go back to the door, because I will have forgotten locking it.
 
You people are all fucked up in the head and should be heavily medicated.
 
Oh and I punch myself.
 
Are your ducks all in a row?
 
I talk to strangers on tube trains. I'm not sure this qualifies as a mental disorder, but from the frightened and concerned looks I get I'm beginning to wonder.
 
I pick my nose, bite my fingernails and fart in public without shame.
 
I stay indoors a lot.
 
I talk to strangers on the tube too, but because I have a posh northern accent they think I am a gentleman farmer that is lost in the capital and take pity.

I then explain that I am an advertising planner and that I will USE THEIR SOULS TO SELL CRISPS AND CHOCOLATE. They lose the pity quickly as I start to look less like Iain Lee and more like Christian Bale.
 
You're a true american CaptainWacky.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
I talk to strangers on tube trains. I'm not sure this qualifies as a mental disorder, but from the frightened and concerned looks I get I'm beginning to wonder.
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Do you talk to people with headphones on?
 
(PBR = Pabst Blue Ribbon, a cheap canned beer mostly consumed by the lower classes)
 
Including Hipsters.
 
Hipsters are a myth.
 
They are real.
 
They were created by the government as a way to keep the real truth from you (lizard peple.)
 
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