The "let's all give Eggs a big cuddle" thread!

[Dershocka]

What about Klingon labias ?

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's what Discovery's going to be about.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe the Chenbot has Klingon labia, which is why Les Moonves is so gung-ho on the project.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She probably has inter-changable labia (being a robot.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OFFICER THINKING, LIEUTENANT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Too bad they can't get her emotion chip to work.

 

[Cassie]

I wonder if there's a Klingon opera about backing that ass up.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe Les Moonves has the Lore version of Chenbot deactivated in his closet. For when Chenbot goes to visit Mother and such.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wonder if there's a Klingon opera about backing that ass up.

Let nga'chuq 'em!

English to Klingon Translator

http://tradukka.com/translate/en/tlh

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Post neH vIghaj yotlh instead of facebook."

It only translanted "in the Mine Field."

 

[Loktar]

ruq 'ej jatDaj mach jIH neH lurgh Sa'.

(I fart in your general direction.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

NGA'CHUQ, NGA'CHUQ. GHAH TLHEJMEH QIMMEY, NGA'CHUQ.

 

[Dr Dave]

I wonder if there's a Klingon opera about backing that ass up.

If not, there really should be.

 

[Dr Dave]

toH qa'naDa'!
juH Dachegh 'ej Sung puH!
teH patriot muSHa'ghach Hoch puqloD ra'.
wew tIq SoHvaD Hu'DI' loD wIlegh.
teH north HoS je tlhab!
vo' Hop je juppu'DajvaD.
toH, qa'naDa', Qam maH 'avwI' SoHvaD.
puH pol qeylIS pujbe' 'ej tlhab!
toH, qa'naDa', Qam maH 'avwI' SoHvaD.
toH, qa'naDa', Qam maH 'avwI' SoHvaD.

(O Canada in the original Klingon)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THIS POST IS NOT IN KLINGON SO THAT I MAY PRESERVE MY SANITY OH WAIT I DONT HAVE ANY LOL OH WELL

 

[CaptainWacky]

NGA'CHUQ, NGA'CHUQ. GHAH TLHEJMEH QIMMEY, NGA'CHUQ.

("Sex, sex, with Eggs, sex.")

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I couldn't figure out what that one word was, I only knew it wasn't ducks LOL.

 

[Loktar]

("Sex, sex, with Eggs, sex.")

Speaking of eggs and sex, someone on another forum told me I should make an omelet instead of masturbating.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But then have sex with the omelet, yes?

 

[CaptainWacky]

"SoHDaq muSHa' puS omelettes Dunmo'"

(self love is better than omelettes)