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EVERY Trek regular actor ranked in terms of goodness

So Chase Masterson is the best afterall then?
 
She certainly had nothing to hide! (Damar said that after looking at her tits once.)
 
CaptainWacky said:
She certainly had nothing to hide! (Damar said that after looking at her tits once.)
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LOL YES BEFORE TAKING CANAR JELLO SHOTS OFF THEM WHILST WEARING A GLITTERY BLACK THONG, AND NOG DANCED AROUND HOLDING A HORGA'HN DEMANDING JAMAHARON FROM ANYTHING THAT MOVED.
 
AND THEN VASH ADMITTED THAT HER NAME WAS A BAD SEXIST PUN ON THE WORD GASH AND STARTED LICKING PICARD'S BALD HEAD WHILE Q KEPT SNAPPING HIS FINGERS AND TRADING PENISES AMONG ALL THE SENIOR STAFFS OF STARFLEET EVERYWHERE HALLELUJIAH.
 
And Worf got that look on his face like his tailbone was being scratched.
 
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Guinan could find his spot from across the room.
 
No, I mean that wild look he gets while his face jerks side to side as he gets excited.
 
Data could switch his at will. His closet was filled with different pini!
 
Dr Dave said:
Data could switch his at will. His closet was filled with different pini!
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Will you be reviewing each one?
 
CaptainWacky said:
This list was actually ordered by most vigorous masturbator.
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An Exocomp can be programmed to autowank you, but since they were found to be sentient lifeforms you'd actually be forcing them into sexual assault.
 
Or maybe the Exocomps were only pretending they'd been programmed to do it, and were in fact the sexual assaulters themselves.
 
They self suicide when they're told to do something they don't want to. So that could be kind of hot.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Or maybe the Exocomps were only pretending they'd been programmed to do it, and were in fact the sexual assaulters themselves.
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Sounds like an episode for Troi to solve after a series of headaches.
 
If she had been 'violated' one more time, it would have voided her warranty.
 
10 years has gone by without me thanking you for putting Nana Visitor in the Top 5, Wacky!

Remind me to do that someday!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
10 years has gone by without me thanking you for putting Nana Visitor in the Top 5, Wacky!

Remind me to do that someday!
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Might have to bump her down a few places after rewatching seven seasons of her failing to laugh convincingly...
 
But once you see the documentary (specifically the end credits), you will catapult her right back up there.
 
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