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EVERY Trek regular actor ranked in terms of goodness
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She certainly had nothing to hide! (Damar said that after looking at her tits once.)
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
LOL YES BEFORE TAKING CANAR JELLO SHOTS OFF THEM WHILST WEARING A GLITTERY BLACK THONG, AND NOG DANCED AROUND HOLDING A HORGA'HN DEMANDING JAMAHARON FROM ANYTHING THAT MOVED.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
AND THEN VASH ADMITTED THAT HER NAME WAS A BAD SEXIST PUN ON THE WORD GASH AND STARTED LICKING PICARD'S BALD HEAD WHILE Q KEPT SNAPPING HIS FINGERS AND TRADING PENISES AMONG ALL THE SENIOR STAFFS OF STARFLEET EVERYWHERE HALLELUJIAH.
Starship Coyote
Coyote Rising
And Worf got that look on his face like his tailbone was being scratched.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Guinan could find his spot from across the room.
Starship Coyote
Coyote Rising
No, I mean that wild look he gets while his face jerks side to side as he gets excited.
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
Ah yes, the ancient Klingon right of PuLL'CoKc.
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
Will you be reviewing each one?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
This list was actually ordered by most vigorous masturbator.
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
An Exocomp can be programmed to autowank you, but since they were found to be sentient lifeforms you'd actually be forcing them into sexual assault.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Or maybe the Exocomps were only pretending they'd been programmed to do it, and were in fact the sexual assaulters themselves.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
They self suicide when they're told to do something they don't want to. So that could be kind of hot.
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
Sounds like an episode for Troi to solve after a series of headaches.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
If she had been 'violated' one more time, it would have voided her warranty.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
10 years has gone by without me thanking you for putting Nana Visitor in the Top 5, Wacky!
Remind me to do that someday!
Remind me to do that someday!
SAUSAGEMAN
Registered User
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Might have to bump her down a few places after rewatching seven seasons of her failing to laugh convincingly...
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
But once you see the documentary (specifically the end credits), you will catapult her right back up there.