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30-something negbombs

jack said:
I guess Dono's all wound up again, so I'll just chat with you. Y'know the first film I ever saw him in was a weird war film. It was a long time ago, but he played a soldier that "knew" shit ahead of it's time. Not in a psychic way, just about making sure he didn't get sick or poisoned from filthy water and stuff like that.

Pretty sure it was called Empire of the Sun. A most impressive piece of cinema. He's one of my favorite actors, plus he has an 11 inch dick.
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I thought Empire of the Sun was that Christian Bale movie... and now that I think about it, he was in it. Holy shit, that's freaky that I didn't remember him in that.

And "11 inch dick"... get outta here! That's impressive but way, way too big.

First movie I remember him in was Dangerous Liaisons and I thought he was terribly miscast as the Lothario. But it still worked because he's just that good.
 
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Spelling lame, jack old buddy? Really?
Can't bring yourself to fight with her, can you? Behavior modification 101. I have been using you like an attack gnome for close to a decade. You think Eloisel was the first time?
Lol.
 
Your chatter is just in the background, where it belongs. You are much less important to the scheme of things here than you suspect.
 
Donovan said:
Sure, Jack. That's what happened. Hey remember when I said a couple weeks back that your endless crap with El was internet kudzu and I wanted it gone? Hey look what's gone! You have always been a plaything, jack, for anybody who wanted a gnome action figure. Your reactionary nature is legendary. You're just pissed because I'm telling you what I'm making you do WHILE I DO IT and there's not one thing you can do to stop yourself.

You want to prove I'm wrong? Go ahead. Fight eith Eloisel again. I dare you. You had plenty of nasty things to say to her a few short days ago. Say one of them now.
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don't you get it? The whole year-long Eloisel roasting was just 'LULZ TROLL'. We were all fooled - I know I was
 
Hoard them and rub my hands in glee.

Actually, I lose 'em pretty fast in the arcade... I'm a shitty player. This will take me a while to go through though.
 
Pretty sure that was sarcasm BV ;) I know I've lost all my respect for that idiot in just a few days.
 
I like his new outfit, actually :bigass: That skirt is just long enough for Gear to hide behind.
 
this is funny

Vap getting totally owned by Donovan just like old times

hey Gnomey, you going to come and smash my face in as well? Make sure you bring your stepladder
 
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