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30-something negbombs

eloisel said:
That is not true. The only thing you want is Jack's love, attention, devotion, and interest. You are after him non-stop, regardless of anyone else attempting to engage you and find out what fun you may be.

I was hoping to hook you up with Battery. Seems she lost her man and she is in need of a new one. She was happy with a 3" penis so it should be easy for you to please her.

Are you, by chance, a Mexican service worker?
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you'll take my 13'' ding and like it bitch!
 
I am a poor carpenter. But it's something I'd like to learn one day. There's not much work that can be done in this condo that I own.
 
eloisel said:
Wait ... if Loktar is living with you, who is that sleeping out on my back enclosed and covered patio?
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My brother roktar. I told him you'd pay him to be your personal chef/housekeeper. He'll accept room and board/internet access/cable TV/DVR in lieu of cash.
 
Loktar said:
My brother roktar. I told him you'd pay him to be your personal chef/housekeeper. He'll accept room and board/internet access/cable TV/DVR in lieu of cash.
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Hmmmmm..... that is a very interesting offer.

I have special dietary needs. Low sodium, high fiber, low carb, high protein, high potassium. Nothing fried. Can he deal with that?
 
eloisel said:
Hmmmmm..... that is a very interesting offer.

I have special dietary needs. Low sodium, high fiber, low carb, high protein, high potassium. Nothing fried. Can he deal with that?
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Sure, He'll just grill everything and wrap it in bacon...grilled bacon.
 
Donovan said:
If I cared whether the internet remembered my "legend" like jack does I might point out I have been trolling using him as a weapon for nearly a decade, which would be more of an Evil Emperor thing. My motivations are a little more obscure. He and Flag can keep fighting over that title.
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Obsess much?
 
I once used "The Legendary Troll Kingdom" as a user title, yknow that thing under your name. Truth is there are only enough letters in that parser to spell out "The Legendary Troll King" and it wouldn't let me type out the whole "Kingdom" so I thought, serendipity is always funny.

In this case, hysterical. :bigass:
 
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