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30-something negbombs

Ding! said:
this is funny

Vap getting totally owned by Donovan just like old times

hey Gnomey, you going to come and smash my face in as well? Make sure you bring your stepladder
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What to move your wife out the way?
 
I think when one man tells another man he is going to have his wife kick that man's butt he is basically telling that man he thinks he is a pussy that a woman could beat up. That is assuming she isn't trained in combat or has an uzi or something. I could be wrong about that.
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
don't you get it? The whole year-long Eloisel roasting was just 'LULZ TROLL'. We were all fooled - I know I was
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Nope. Just took one post, more or less. Same as it always has. Jack is obsessive and it works against him every time. My opinion of El is what it has always been. I just thought I'd see if I could set jack on her as easily as I had set him on people he already didn't like in the past. Turned out it was even easier. Those discarded internet kisses lololol. Of course, the double irony that that whole feud began over her online overreaction to his best pal...Riotgear.
eloisel said:
Donovan swears he is a legendary manipulator of irrelevance and he wants to make sure you and everyone else knows it.
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irrelevance is easy to manipulate. Speaking of which, why aren't you two fighting some more? If you don't you'll have to admit that I cleared that stupid feud off the board about as easily as I started it. And you don't want that now do you?
eloisel said:
You didn't know you were doing it because Donovan wanted you to?
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Not Onyx, he was a pleasant bonus. I have never deliberately tried to manipulate that poster.
Loktar said:
HAIL DONOVAN THE NEW KING OF TROLLS!


LOL.
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If I cared whether the internet remembered my "legend" like jack does I might point out I have been trolling using him as a weapon for nearly a decade, which would be more of an Evil Emperor thing. My motivations are a little more obscure. He and Flag can keep fighting over that title.
 
Consider this: when it suited my purposes, Jack became my friend after years of feuding.
When it suited my purposes, jack and Eloisel started an ugly public falling out that lasted a year or more.
When it suited my purposes that same feud was ended, almost abruptly, as if it never happened.

Makes you wonder what my purposes are now...
 
Donovan said:
Consider this: when it suited my purposes, Jack became my friend after years of feuding.
When it suited my purposes, jack and Eloisel started an ugly public falling out that lasted a year or more.
When it suited my purposes that same feud was ended, almost abruptly, as if it never happened.

Makes you wonder what my purposes are now...
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to take over the world?!!!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
 
i sometimes feel guilty for fucking with Vap

then I come to my senses and rememeber I'm doing the internet a favor by excising it's most malignant cancer
 
don't let vap here you say that. he gets touchy about his jewish heritage especially where his father is concerned
 
Jibbles said:
Congratulations. You're the world most pathetic superhero. Defending the masses from an auld joo.
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Donovan said:
Consider this: when it suited my purposes, Jack became my friend after years of feuding.
When it suited my purposes, jack and Eloisel started an ugly public falling out that lasted a year or more.
When it suited my purposes that same feud was ended, almost abruptly, as if it never happened.

Makes you wonder what my purposes are now...
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Well, I'm sitting here, waiting patiently, but eagerly, on pins and needles, hoping that any second now you will tell me what your purposes are ... now.
 
Ding! said:
I don't want your love Vap. i can think of nothing I want less
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That is not true. The only thing you want is Jack's love, attention, devotion, and interest. You are after him non-stop, regardless of anyone else attempting to engage you and find out what fun you may be.

I was hoping to hook you up with Battery. Seems she lost her man and she is in need of a new one. She was happy with a 3" penis so it should be easy for you to please her.

Are you, by chance, a Mexican service worker?
 
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