A Serious Question for The Question...

[Volpone]

If I gave you $5 cash, would you say "Mmmm, penis."? And if so, for $10 would you do it whilst lisping slightly, licking your lips, and grinning like evil Peter Parker from "Spiderman 3"?

 

[The Question]

1. Nope.
2. Nope.
3. Never saw Spiderman 3, so there's a third'Nope. Which I suppose means you have two Nopes with a Nope in the middle. That's a Nope sammich.

Serious question for you, though: Why in the hell is that something you're looking for?

 

[Loktar]

If I gave you $5 cash, would you say "Mmmm, penis."? And if so, for $10 would you do it whilst lisping slightly, licking your lips, and grinning like evil Peter Parker from "Spiderman 3"?

Make it $500 and $1,000 and I'll do it.

 

[MODMAN]

If I gave you $5 cash, would you say "Mmmm, penis."? And if so, for $10 would you do it whilst lisping slightly, licking your lips, and grinning like evil Peter Parker from "Spiderman 3"?

That seems as redundant as paying Garfield to say "Mmmm, lasagna".

 

[The Question]

That seems as redundant as paying Garfield to say "Mmmm, lasagna".

Wish harder, I wanna hear that you sprained somethin'.

 

[Volpone]

Make it $500 and $1,000 and I'll do it.

For that kind of money you're going to have to lay under a stepladder while a midget defecates on you.

 

[Volpone]

1. Nope.
2. Nope.
3. Never saw Spiderman 3, so there's a third'Nope. Which I suppose means you have two Nopes with a Nope in the middle. That's a Nope sammich.

Serious question for you, though: Why in the hell is that something you're looking for?

I"m just trying to help you work through your obvious homophobia.

 

[Loktar]

For that kind of money you're going to have to lay under a stepladder while a midget defecates on you.

Make it Verne Troyer or an Oompah Loompah and price doubles if any shit gets in my mouth.

 

[The Question]

I"m just trying to help you work through your obvious homophobia.

I'm not homophobic; I'm just not into you.

 

[Volpone]

OK. Fair enough. You're not ready to go there yet.

For $3, would you say "I loves the caulk"?

I'll give you $6 if you lick a caulk gun suggestively while doing it.

 

[The Question]

OK. Fair enough. You're not ready to go there yet.

For $3, would you say "I loves the caulk"?

I'll give you $6 if you lick a caulk gun suggestively while doing it.

This kind of pushy approach is why straight guys just assume you people are sexual predators, y'know.

 

[steve samurai jack]

A Serious Question for The Question...​

If I gave you $5 cash, would you say "Mmmm, penis."? And if so, for $10 would you do it whilst lisping slightly, licking your lips, and grinning like evil Peter Parker from "Spiderman 3"?

 

[jack]

Looks like Volpone's gonna get some dark man meat

From what I hear Blackfoot (when playing as steve samurai jack) can make you slicker than snot on a doorknob in under three minutes!

 

[The Question]

Uh oh. Volpone came in tryin' to recruit a new player for his team. Won't get the guy he was after, but guess where he's gonna be "eating" from now on?

 

[Volpone]

For $150, would you kiss Rosie O'Donnell on the mouth, with tongue?

 

[The Question]

For $150, would you kiss Rosie O'Donnell on the mouth, with tongue?

I think I've already made it clear that I'm not into dudes.

 

[Loktar]

For $150, would you kiss Rosie O'Donnell on the mouth, with tongue?

Make it $300 and I'll kiss Tom Arnold on the mouth. No tongue.

 

[steve samurai jack]

Make it $300 and I'll kiss Tom Arnold on the mouth. No tongue.

Would you consider $150 in food stamps?

 

[jack]

Would you consider licking the bottom of my boot from the back of your throat?

Figuratively speaking of course :laughing:

 

[Loktar]

Would you consider $150 in food stamps?

STFU welfare cupcakeer.