All my cat does is sleep all day.

[The Question]

I think maybe it's defective. How do I send it in for a refund?

 

[Dr Dave]

There are no refunds on cats.

 

[Loktar]

Your cat is purrfectly fine.
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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Some cats are more easy-going.

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[jack]

My cats sleep all day, til I get out the laser pointer, then it's spaz time.

 

[Ilyanna]

Call the Confuse-A-Cat team. Quick!!

 

[Mirah]

I think maybe it's defective. How do I send it in for a refund?

I'll take your cat. Give it to me.

 

[Dr Dave]

You heard it, Mirah wants your pussy.

 

[jack]

: perks:

 

['Gear]

Cat sleep all day so they can be sharp and present when they're trying to figure out how to kill you in your sleep and still get fed.

Gear doesn't do cats.

 

[The Question]

I don't do cats either. They're too little.

 

['Gear]

I love cats as much as cats love any human being.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think maybe it's defective. How do I send it in for a refund?

No, Mister Data, I'd say it's working perfectly.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cats are neat.

End of story.

 

[jack]

My entire family is allergic to cats, yet we have two.

 

[Yub]

Insidious, aren't they?

 

[Ilyanna]

They make it a rule to shower those with love who don't like them, with their purring, their disgustingly soft fur, and the way they rub up against one's legs. They do that until the cat-hater stops hating and gives in to them, then they can't be arsed to get close and just search for another target.

Damn fuckers that they are.

 

[Dr Dave]

CATS=CUTE

 

[Ilyanna]

Yes, they are, because they know it works with us. More food that way

 

[Ilyanna]

(I love cats. I am totally their human slave)