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Ange's Cunt Punt - All the fail you could want in one place.

I thought you were leaving. Didn't you announce that in this thread? Guess you were lying about that too.

God, how pathetic can you get?
 
Nobody's stopping you from posting, cuntbag. You're garbage is simply being collected in your very own superthread. I'll even sticky it for you.
 
starguard said:
Looks like she's got this little bb pretty beat. You all need to get lives outside this little chat room. Try not being so obsessed with Ange; you think about her 24/7.

All hail Queen Ange of Angeville!
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Long live Angeville And long live the great starguard. For your great support, and being first to jump on the Bandwagon, you may chose any title you like and Good Queen Ange will bestow this on you.
 
Shut up, Dual. You've become quickly irrelevant.

Go do your TeaRoom thing.

And of course, don't forget to keep negging me since you've got nothing else and you know I'm right :D
 
Dual, why are you so anxious to get in this chick's pants? Do you honestly thing she looks anything like her avatar? This is probably what she really looks like.

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Ange said:
In a press conference late yesterday, God made the announcement that he does in fact hate Jack who lives in Queen Ange's Land known as The Troll Kingdom
The announcement has confirmed what many have believed for years: that through various setbacks and twists of fate, God has proven that he hates Jack Off(Also known as The Jackoff Kid, The Town Fool And Queen Ange's Beeetch&Whiny Little Dumbfuck).

"The fact is, Jack Off should never have been born in the first place," God admitted early in his speech, "the only reason he's here is because of a faulty condom and his mother's lack of education on proper use of birth control pills.

I'd really like to get rid of Jack, I just can't find the time or the patience to end his pointless life."

God continued to explain that the various traumas Jack had experienced were attempts to push him to take his own life.

"Unfortunately," God added, Jack hasn't been able to take the hint."

The various 'signs' started In 1979, when Jackie Da Bitch found his grandmother dead of a stroke in her rocking chair. Since then, God's hints have ranged from car accidents to layoffs to the occasional untimely erection during high school gym class.

The latest of such misfortunes was boyfriend, Seph, decision to leave Jack and pursue a romance with his former boyfriend WillsZenith
"I even went as far as to cancel his favorite show, "The Little boys in the shower," God stated, "it's really starting to bother me, I guess I'll have to send an angel to him in a dream or something. Some people are just thick-headed, I guess."

Jack Off, who works at the 7th street King Pooper Soopers as a night time poop-butt, was unavailable for comment at the time due to a recent case of food poisoning. However, neighbor Ed Greenfield, 22, offered his opinion on the announcement:

"Well of course God's out to get him," Greenfield chuckled, "ever since Jack moved in here, we've been telling him that. I mean, the Queerboy can't get even open a bottle of beer without it foaming up and leaking all over his. Why the hell can't he just wrap his lips around a revolver and get it over with?"

While friends and family alike have told Jack Off that God hates him, he has apparently given little thought to the idea, and has been known to say things like "well, my time will come, and things will turn out okay."

"It's time Jack Off learned that things are not going to turn out okay," God declared. Jack Off, if you can hear this, do us all a favor and jump off a building or something, end the charade - and make all our lives easier."
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1. I be God. Don' be dissing me.
2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib.
3. Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play that.
4. Y'all betta be in church on Sundee.
5. Don' dis ya mama ... an if ya know who ya daddy is, don' dis him neither.
6. Don' ice ya bros.
7. Stick to ya own woman.
8. Don' be liftin no goods.
9. Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies.
10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin like dat.


GOD
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Ange said:
I love your signature.

Poor guy trying to get him a hit thread by using Ange's name in here.

I take nothing serious on a chat bb , just laugh and happy 24/7. That is why it is so easy to manipulate no lifes whose has this for their real life.

Most need to take about a one year BB

Can you imagine a newbie coming on a bb and without hardily trying sending members into meltdowns and hissy fits from the men?

I am the girl they have dreamd about. the girl who they could never even have courage to say hi to in real life.
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Kitty said:
I kiss the ass of drama and lulz. I follow ideals, not people.
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As do I. And the drama and lulz appear to be more exciting on the Anti-Ange/Dual side at the moment. Who knows I'll probably switch briefly to the pro-Ange camp sooner or later just to see the "excitement" I'm missing and then quickly switch back. Its what I always do.
 
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Dual:
I'm a troll, and you Badlanders are pwnd on many levels.

You're completely owned, and I'm surprised at you.
 
Ange said:
Since The Mods Are Keeping Ange From Posting, I Guess This Is Goodbye. Some poor clit hurt Mod who is covering up for his friends anything about Ange. I guess I Took over The dead Bb And the jealous and lames&losers Could Not Handle It.
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JESUS CHRIST, maybe you should continue this in Speak Freely. Since Blackfoot and New Age Posting doesn't post their anymore that place is lame.

Speak Freely is currently owned and operated by Blackfoot. GOD had mercy on their souls.
 
Dirk Funk said:
Nobody's stopping you from posting, cuntbag. You're garbage is simply being collected in your very own superthread. I'll even sticky it for you.
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JESUS CHRIST, frankly you're taking the title of mod to a whole different level of favortism.

GOD have mercy on your wicked soul.
 
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