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Ange's Cunt Punt - All the fail you could want in one place.

Sorry, Ange, I can never support someone who has been so brutal and mean and done such horrible things.

Not to Jack or the other posters, but to the English language. You're a bad, bad, mensa patient. If you'd fucked up the vocabulary any worse you'd be selling slurpees to Eloisel down Texas way. You know, chica?
 
Hey Gank Master, them foam knights were talking shit about NAP in your own forum here. You gonna let that slide, or can you bust?
 
Just The reverse Jack. My mind is like a computer.

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Sorry, Ange, I can never support someone who has been so brutal and mean and done such horrible things.

Not to Jack or the other posters, but to the English language. You're a bad, bad, mensa patient. If you'd fucked up the vocabulary any worse you'd be selling slurpees to Eloisel down Texas way. You know, chica?

Dear Donovan,
Our Mexicans don't bother messing up the English language. They expect us to mangle Mexican for them!! Furthermore, I do not do slurpees.
 
Iyhara said:
You really don't need another thread to bolster your pathetic ego, but you're too busy uselessly clawing at Jackie's pants with the single-minded goal to lubricate and polish his knob that you wouldn't notice otherwise.

Tell me, how is it you've managed to get your dick tied into a knot so easily,especially by someone so second-rate like Jackie? I really have to hand this one to him: a mere wink in your direction sent you frothing at the mouth so badly that I'm really tempted to call in Animal Control and have them give us rabies vaccines. So what was it? A raccoon? A rat? Dog? Or was it just the last bukkake session you did and the left over dried cum from the double-deep throat? I suspect it was that, personally. What else could explain the vacant wild gleam in your eyes, the foam creeping at the corners of your mouth just by the word 'Jack'?

But that's not the point of this. I have a little test for you, one I want you to answer, the first thing that comes to your mind. It's a fill-the-blank, and there are two right answers possible, mmm, three. I want to see how you've been conditioned. Ready?

"Jack _________"
Ange said:
I own Jack. he thinks he is my grandpa but any dude who is a old man and still a virgin.
I'd love to hear the story about how you earned your Mensa membership. Don't forget to leave out the part of turning tricks with the local directors or whatever, because that sentence of yours makes no fucking sense.
A guy to fucked up mentally who lives on a star trek bb 24.7 is about a pathetic loser as you can get
This is a Star Trek board? God damn it, how the fuck have I been here for over a year and not notice that?! Why am I at a Trek board? Oh, right. This isn't a Star Trek board.
Ange said:
I have felt sorry for jack, I hear hewas sort of invisible before I came. I feel sorry for the giant lame and third rate poster.
Dear God, your passive voicing is an insult to Mensa. And if by invisible you mean 'erupting volcano', you're right.
Ange said:
Haha, you mean third rate. I been handing the fool his ass over and over since he had that meltdown in front of the whole bb, then tried to cover it up by flooding a thread. beating Jack is like beating a stepchild
Yeah, sure. You're right. You've been busy trying to blow Jackie that he's been melting down in fucking laughter.

So you gave me three replies, and not one of them even bothered to answer my little test. God, you are obsessed with Jackie.
 
Dear Donovan,
Our Mexicans don't bother messing up the English language. They expect us to mangle Mexican for them!! Furthermore, I do not do slurpees.
Fuck those Illegal mexicans. I am Puerto Rican And Anglo, Born In New York City. Puerto Ricans Are US Citizens And Require No Papers As No Other American Would. You Redneck Hillbilly's Are Too Stupid To Know That. Are You Fucking Your Brother Or Your Cousin. Somebody Told Me Jack Sexually Abuses His Mother Who He Lives With Off Her Old Age Pension. Too Bad Jack To Weird To Get A Job. Shit That Dumbfuck Too Strange To Even Go Outside. He Sleeps In His Computer Store!
 
Yeah, and this is the one who capitalizes every word. I'm thinking at least two Ange's, maybe three.
 
Fuck those Illegal mexicans. I am Puerto Rican And Anglo, Born In New York City. Puerto Ricans Are US Citizens And Require No Papers As No Other American Would. You Redneck Hillbilly's Are Too Stupid To Know That. Are You Fucking Your Brother Or Your Cousin. Somebody Told Me Jack Sexually Abuses His Mother Who He Lives With Off Her Old Age Pension. Too Bad Jack To Weird To Get A Job. Shit That Dumbfuck Too Strange To Even Go Outside. He Sleeps In His Computer Store!

Let me guess, she mentioned me more than once out of context.

Amiright?

I know - I'm responding to Donovan and we are both talking about Mexicans. Ange is all about you. I mean, Jack, sugar pop, darling, angel cake, pudding pop, if you're ever single I've got first, last and only dibs on you. But, dang, I'll be damned if I crawl up your ass and fester there like little old Ange there has.
 
I know - I'm responding to Donovan and we are both talking about Mexicans. Ange is all about you. I mean, Jack, sugar pop, darling, angel cake, pudding pop, if you're ever single I've got first, last and only dibs on you. But, dang, I'll be damned if I crawl up your ass and fester there like little old Ange there has.

She's kinda tenacious, ain't she/them/it? Fun to poke, but eventually boring.

As for you and Jack, well more power to ya but you may have ruined your chances with him when you said you don't do slurpees...
 
She's kinda tenacious, ain't she/them/it? Fun to poke, but eventually boring.

As for you and Jack, well more power to ya but you may have ruined your chances with him when you said you don't do slurpees...

It is what I will do that will tip things in my favor.
 
But, dang, I'll be damned if I crawl up your ass and fester there like little old Ange there has.

Why would I want you to do that?
 
But, dang, I'll be damned if I crawl up your ass and fester there like little old Ange there has.

Why would I want you to do that?

You wouldn't. It is what dear old Ange is doing all on her own. I think she likes it up there in your anal cavity. She must like hot, tight, airless, stinky, tubular places. Would explain why her mascara looks like she's been squeezed just a tad too hard.
 
am i the only one here who would find it strangely erotic to give ange a solid cunt punt?

no offence ange
None taken. you are a sweetheart at heart and your posts make me smile and laugh. thanks big guy. I have heard about you from other members I talk to off the Bb and they all speak good about you.
 
Yeah, and this is the one who capitalizes every word. I'm thinking at least two Ange's, maybe three.
Wrong again, only one Ange here. Check my IP from any MOd. you think 100% wrong once again. why not just surrender to Ange, be the first of her worshipers?
 
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