Ange's Cunt Punt - All the fail you could want in one place.

[eloisel]

I've got a card in my wallet from the Foul Farters Club giving me permission to fart anytime, anywhere.

I suspected as much.

 

[Seph]

i do them rogue and blame them on those who carry the card :bigass:

 

[Loktar]

i do them rogue and blame them on those who carry the card :bigass:

Tis ok, we fart veterans proudly take the fart bullet for you younglings.

 

[Seph]

yes and always knew u old farts did :bigass:

 

[Loktar]

whelp don't make me beat you with my cane.

disrespectful little punk.

 

[Seph]

dont make me shin kick ur liver and watch ur whole body crumble into fail bitch.

 

[Loktar]

I served in NAM. I'll gut you like I did Charlie.

 

[Seph]

mate uv got a lot more gut to gut than me i cud gut u blindfolded.

 

[Loktar]

I could gut you with both hands behind my back. I've got laser nipples.

 

[Donovan]

I could gut you with both hands behind my back. I've got laser nipples.

Best mutant power ever.

 

[Seph]

except create pre-rolled cheese spliff hands

 

[Loktar]

Best mutant power ever.

Combine that with the ability to fly and it would be awesome to rain laser nipple death from above.

 

[Iyhara]

You wear a ruby-quartz bra then, Loktar?

 

[Loktar]

You wear a ruby-quartz bra then, Loktar?

No. But yes that would be helpful in focusing the lasers.

 

[Seph]

not to mention stop ur tits flapping around?

 

[Loktar]

not to mention stop ur tits flapping around?

What my barely B cups? They don't flop that much.

 

[Donovan]

I could see you gluing flower petals to it and going up to people, "Hey, wanna smell my flower? BZZZZRRRT! HAHA lazer nipple to the FACE bitches! How's THAT taste?"

Yeah, definitely supervillain territory for Loktar...

 

[Donovan]

I could see you gluing flower petals to it and going up to people, "Hey, wanna smell my flower? BZZZZRRRT! HAHA lazer nipple to the FACE bitches! How's THAT taste?"

Yeah, definitely supervillain territory for Loktar...

 

[Loktar]

I could see you gluing flower petals to it and going up to people, "Hey, wanna smell my flower? BZZZZRRRT! HAHA lazer nipple to the FACE bitches! How's THAT taste?"

Yeah, definitely supervillain territory for Loktar...

Nah that flower smelling joke is as stale as Earl's crusty underwear.

 

[Seph]

thats dank