You know I had high hopes for the EFSA. They sounded so, um, European when I read about them. Not like our bitchass sell-out FDA.
And this is just a single abberation in my beverage tastes. I love my Jameson, and Stoli Orahnj, and I have a 2-gallon Brita tank in the fridge so I don't clutter up landfill with plastic bottles that are "allegedly" being recycled.
Fun fact: NYC actually has some of the cleanest tap water in the country. But I'm still paranoid.JUST DRINK WATER, GOSH.
.HELLO HEADVOID.