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Which foot do you lift first to climb stairs?


boxers, briefs, or other?

Where, other than your country would you live?


If you had to paint your bedroom a crayola color, which would you choose?


Do you prefer Beer or Wine?


What is your favorite emoticon?


Are your toes webbed?


Do you still beat your wife?


Fish?
 
@Cock

Which foot do you lift first to climb stairs?
Left every time.

boxers, briefs, or other?
I only own Boxers. Apart from those Superman Y-Fronts.

Where, other than your country would you live?
USA, Australia, New Zealand & Canada all appeal to me.

If you had to paint your bedroom a crayola color, which would you choose?
Burnt Sienna

Do you prefer Beer or Wine?
Beer. I used to be allergic to wine as a young teen, but only found out that allergy had gone about 4-5 years ago. As a result I can get drunk on Wine quicker than beer, but I have no sense of taste or quality for it.

What is your favorite emoticon?
:bigass:

Are your toes webbed?
Only in Southampton.

Do you still beat your wife?
No. Only paperboys.

Fish?
Mardy & Michael.
 
What is the molecular formula of Yominum Sulfide crystals?

Who said, "Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide?"

What significant legal precedent arose from the peace pact between Argus and Rigel IV?

What was Kiri-kin-tha's first law of metaphysics?

Adjust the sine wave of this magnetic envelope so that anti-neutrons can pass through it but anti-gravitons cannot.

What is the electronic configuration of Gadolinium?

What were the principle historical events on the planet Earth in the year 1987?

What significant contribution to bio-engineering was made on the Loonkerian outpost on Klendth?

Where were the first conclusive advances made ontoroidal space-time distortion and by whom?

Evaluate and conclude: A starship's sensors indicate it is being pursued so closely that it occupies the same space as its pursuer.

How do you feel?
 
Oprah, Tyra or Ellen?

What color do you paint your toenails?

Real life or SPAM?

drumsticks or wings?

any tatoos? if NO & you had to get one what would it be?
 
@The Tomtrek

What is the molecular formula of Yominum Sulfide crystals?
Beth Brennan

Who said, "Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide?"
Dappy from N-Dubz

What significant legal precedent arose from the peace pact between Argus and Rigel IV?
Chins were outlawed.

What was Kiri-kin-tha's first law of metaphysics?
If you put a hole in a bucket, it will most likely leak when filled with liquid.

Adjust the sine wave of this magnetic envelope so that anti-neutrons can pass through it but anti-gravitons cannot.
Try as I might, I cannot pass it between my legs. Can I come back to it later?

What is the electronic configuration of Gadolinium?
It was Terry Scott in "Terry and June"

What were the principle historical events on the planet Earth in the year 1987?
October 11th 1985: Michelle Trachtenberg born.

What significant contribution to bio-engineering was made on the Loonkerian outpost on Klendth?
Turkey Twizzlers

Where were the first conclusive advances made ontoroidal space-time distortion and by whom?
Jo Brand got some new underwear.

Evaluate and conclude: A starship's sensors indicate it is being pursued so closely that it occupies the same space as its pursuer.
Youssa guys bombad.

How do you feel?
With my hands and tongue.
 
Oprah, Tyra or Ellen?
I haven't watched any of their shows. I'll go with Tyra because she goddam blick.

What color do you paint your toenails?
Royal Plum

Real life or SPAM?
Real life is horribly overrated.

drumsticks or wings?
Wings

any tatoos? if NO & you had to get one what would it be?
No - It is something I've considered. Amongst them, the Imperial insignia from Star Wars, the Brighton & Hove Albion Badge, my Town of Birth, and a 3 foot penis.
 
16 years ago, when you cut that bitch for getting uppity and then blamed OJ Simpson for it: did you have to kill the waiter too, or were you just caught up in the moment?
 
Were you ever planning to tell me that you've been cheating on me with Richard Le Parmentier?

How many encyclopedias would you have to stack up before Picard shows up and says 'ENGAGE, MOTHERFUCKER"?

Ebony or Ivory?

Do you water ski?

Can you swim?

What is the best thing you've ever put in your mouth?

Do you have flat feet?

What is your favorite tool?

Have you ever been on that giant Ferris wheel in London?
 
Would you kick Batman in the nads and rape Batgirl/Robin/Ace the Batdog while he lay on the ground moaning about his swelling Bat-Testicles?

Iguanas: Tasty treat or loathsome annoying gits?

Why are llamas so damn awesome?

What would you do if Zombie Kelly Brook burst into your house to eat your brains and flesh?
 
What color shirt do you choose to wear with sandals exposing your red plum toenails?

If 17 people were in your living room, how many people would be on your balcony?

Do you squeeze lemon in your tea?

Is there a Rocky and/or Bullwinkle poster hanging on one of the walls in your residence? If so, is it framed and under glass?

What is the signifigance of the word dreamboat? If you are able, use the word in a sentence.

How many digits do you have?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
 
How many pens do you own?

How do you feel about that bastard Dr Dace?

What are my choices for bread?

Would you help me kick somebody in the ass?
 
Would George O'Dowd have been as successful if he had decided to be an Electrician?

Why did the world decide that Pine scented bleach is the best?

Were Laurel and Hardy secretly homosexual?

Pig Skin gloves, What occasion would you wear them?

Why did Sesame Street contain no Sesame at all?
 
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