Ask Gagh a Question.

[Cock]

What does Cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?


What rhymes with 'Orange'?


Do you eat beefaroni with a fork or a spoon?


Does anything taste better than bacon? ..other than bacon wrapped in bacon, that is...


What is your Barber's name?


and the most important of all questions....


What did you do with the money?

 

[WillsZenith]

If god made a sandwich, but couldnt eat it, would he still be god?

 

[Dr Dave]

I know where there is a llama, should I go to the property owner and ask to pet the llama?

Can I borrow a frying pan?

Stop, hey what's that sound?

 

[Gagh]

In England, is it hotter in the Spring, or in the country?

Uhm. Thursday.

Will Natalie Portman and Michelle Trachtenberg ever meet?

I have absolutely no doubt that it will happen. More importantly, how will the Earth react when it does happen?

 

[Gagh]

@Cock

What does Cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?
YES WE CAN!

What rhymes with 'Orange'?
"Noel Gallagher"

Do you eat beefaroni with a fork or a spoon?
Neither. I use a Bat'leth.

Does anything taste better than bacon? ..other than bacon wrapped in bacon, that is...
You really need to taste barely-legal teen Virgin's flesh my friend.

What is your Barber's name?
"Sis". My hairdresser is my Sister - she's a fully qualified hairdresser (and not a Chinese Olympic wrestler).

What did you do with the money?
Gave it all to BP.

 

[Gagh]

If god made a sandwich, but couldnt eat it, would he still be god?

God is never 'god'. He is 'God'. No matter what the preference for sandwiches God can still play a better forward pass than anyone in the England squad.

 

[Gagh]

@Dr Dave

I know where there is a llama, should I go to the property owner and ask to pet the llama?
Llamas cannot be petted as they are in charge of all us. They are the most intelligent creatures in the universe. They control thr computer.

Can I borrow a frying pan?
I've just sent my last one to Burt Reynolds.

Stop, hey what's that sound?
That's the sound of the accelerated urban decay in Thatcher's Britain.

 

[Cock]

are any of the people in your avatar actually you?



Please be John Cleese!

 

[Gagh]

are any of the people in your avatar actually you?



Please be John Cleese!

No. I'm Eric Idle.

 

[Yub]

What am I thinking RIGHT NOW?

 

[Bickendan]

One board or two feet?

Buckets or bibble?

R5 to run for president?

Two dollar note or two euro coin?

Pounds sterling for the win?

Your assessment of USA vs. Slovenia.

Your preference and why: Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, King Lear or Othello (or a combination thereof?!)

Does tvtropes.org enhance or ruin lives?

Zombie Theodore Roosevelt vs. Zombie King George II -- best friends forever or respected foes?

He-Man is attacked by Wickett. Does Gumby catch a ride with Optimus Prime? More importantly, does Jon Arbuckle join a band and play a fag?

 

[FBI parte due]

Does the fact that the TK software feels the need to state over and over again that jack is the "Flappy Champion" disturb you?

Turn-ons/turn-offs?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shabby, I would imagine.

It was Rachael. BUT MAYBE IT WAS A FIX.

 

[Dr Dave]

I bet the producers read TK!

 

[Henoch]

Sexual Intercourse
worth the bullshit?

disco queen
Donna Summer or Gloria Gaynor?

 

[Cock]

Freda Payne!

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[The Question]

Sexual Intercourse
worth the bullshit?

Go with clean prostitutes. You're paying either way, at least whores are honest about the price.

disco queen
Donna Summer or Gloria Gaynor?

Perez Hilton.

 

[Gagh]

What am I thinking RIGHT NOW?

"I wonder if a Wallaby would have a better landing than a Kangaroo when fired out of a trebuchet."

 

[Gagh]

@Bick
One board or two feet?
His Most Excellent Highness, Prince Orange of the Netherlands

Buckets or bibble?
New Orleans

R5 to run for president?
Shroom

Two dollar note or two euro coin?
"Anal Penetration" By Jive Boy Slim in 1973

Pounds sterling for the win?
Sing Little Birdie - Pearl Carr & Teddy Johnson, 1959

Your assessment of USA vs. Slovenia.
USA Have heavily armed Paratroops, and fire their weapons all over the place. Slovenia wouldn't stand a chance.

Your preference and why: Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, King Lear or Othello (or a combination thereof?!)
Juliet (Boobs)

Does tvtropes.org enhance or ruin lives?
It does nothing to my life because I don't visit that site.

Zombie Theodore Roosevelt vs. Zombie King George II -- best friends forever or respected foes?
Brains.

He-Man is attacked by Wickett. Does Gumby catch a ride with Optimus Prime? More importantly, does Jon Arbuckle join a band and play a fag?
Optimus would crush Gumby and join the Decepticons. Jon Arbuckle would blow Soundwave for a sandwich.

 

[Gagh]

Does the fact that the TK software feels the need to state over and over again that jack is the "Flappy Champion" disturb you?

I've never noticed. If you take jack's name, and add some fecal matter, that is what he is the true champion of.

Turn-ons/turn-offs?

Turn-ons: Leiderhosen
Turn-offs: Morris Dancers