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What does Cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?


What rhymes with 'Orange'?


Do you eat beefaroni with a fork or a spoon?


Does anything taste better than bacon? ..other than bacon wrapped in bacon, that is...


What is your Barber's name?


and the most important of all questions....


What did you do with the money?
 
I know where there is a llama, should I go to the property owner and ask to pet the llama?

Can I borrow a frying pan?

Stop, hey what's that sound?
 
@Cock

What does Cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?
YES WE CAN!

What rhymes with 'Orange'?
"Noel Gallagher"

Do you eat beefaroni with a fork or a spoon?
Neither. I use a Bat'leth.

Does anything taste better than bacon? ..other than bacon wrapped in bacon, that is...
You really need to taste barely-legal teen Virgin's flesh my friend.

What is your Barber's name?
"Sis". My hairdresser is my Sister - she's a fully qualified hairdresser (and not a Chinese Olympic wrestler).

What did you do with the money?
Gave it all to BP.
 
WillsZenith said:
If god made a sandwich, but couldnt eat it, would he still be god?
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God is never 'god'. He is 'God'. No matter what the preference for sandwiches God can still play a better forward pass than anyone in the England squad.
 
@Dr Dave

I know where there is a llama, should I go to the property owner and ask to pet the llama?
Llamas cannot be petted as they are in charge of all us. They are the most intelligent creatures in the universe. They control thr computer.

Can I borrow a frying pan?
I've just sent my last one to Burt Reynolds.

Stop, hey what's that sound?
That's the sound of the accelerated urban decay in Thatcher's Britain.
 
are any of the people in your avatar actually you?



Please be John Cleese!
 
One board or two feet?

Buckets or bibble?

R5 to run for president?

Two dollar note or two euro coin?

Pounds sterling for the win?

Your assessment of USA vs. Slovenia.

Your preference and why: Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, King Lear or Othello (or a combination thereof?!)

Does tvtropes.org enhance or ruin lives?

Zombie Theodore Roosevelt vs. Zombie King George II -- best friends forever or respected foes?

He-Man is attacked by Wickett. Does Gumby catch a ride with Optimus Prime? More importantly, does Jon Arbuckle join a band and play a fag?
 
Does the fact that the TK software feels the need to state over and over again that jack is the "Flappy Champion" disturb you?

Turn-ons/turn-offs?
 
@Bick
One board or two feet?
His Most Excellent Highness, Prince Orange of the Netherlands

Buckets or bibble?
New Orleans

R5 to run for president?
Shroom

Two dollar note or two euro coin?
"Anal Penetration" By Jive Boy Slim in 1973

Pounds sterling for the win?
Sing Little Birdie - Pearl Carr & Teddy Johnson, 1959

Your assessment of USA vs. Slovenia.
USA Have heavily armed Paratroops, and fire their weapons all over the place. Slovenia wouldn't stand a chance.

Your preference and why: Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, King Lear or Othello (or a combination thereof?!)
Juliet (Boobs)

Does tvtropes.org enhance or ruin lives?
It does nothing to my life because I don't visit that site.

Zombie Theodore Roosevelt vs. Zombie King George II -- best friends forever or respected foes?
Brains.

He-Man is attacked by Wickett. Does Gumby catch a ride with Optimus Prime? More importantly, does Jon Arbuckle join a band and play a fag?
Optimus would crush Gumby and join the Decepticons. Jon Arbuckle would blow Soundwave for a sandwich.
 
FBI parte due said:
Does the fact that the TK software feels the need to state over and over again that jack is the "Flappy Champion" disturb you?
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I've never noticed. If you take jack's name, and add some fecal matter, that is what he is the true champion of.

Turn-ons/turn-offs?
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Turn-ons: Leiderhosen
Turn-offs: Morris Dancers
 
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