The Question
Eternal
Vietnamese widows.
R.
Erect, through the fly.
A Mexican racist.
Depends, is it an African or a European FUCK YOU!
Jalapeno pepper.
The other shoe.
Fly like a shark.
Yes, please.
The Question
Eternal
Fish.
17.
No, I squeeze it over the tea.
No, it was actually guilty.
None. "There is no significance to the word dreamboat."
Several dozen including credit card, land line phone, mobile phone, social security number and more.
Just enough chuck so the chuck checked, chick.
Gagh
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I was just trrying to hug him, Guv.
Gagh
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@Cassie
Were you ever planning to tell me that you've been cheating on me with Richard Le Parmentier?
He means nothing to me.
How many encyclopedias would you have to stack up before Picard shows up and says 'ENGAGE, MOTHERFUCKER"?
Three billion. One if it has James Corden's face on the front cover.
Ebony or Ivory?
Ebony is far more ethical.
Do you water ski?
Only in my bath.
Can you swim?
Only in my bath.
What is the best thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Belgium.
Do you have flat feet?
They're metal, so yes.
What is your favorite tool?
Randy Orton.
Have you ever been on that giant Ferris wheel in London?
No.
Were you ever planning to tell me that you've been cheating on me with Richard Le Parmentier?
He means nothing to me.
How many encyclopedias would you have to stack up before Picard shows up and says 'ENGAGE, MOTHERFUCKER"?
Three billion. One if it has James Corden's face on the front cover.
Ebony or Ivory?
Ebony is far more ethical.
Do you water ski?
Only in my bath.
Can you swim?
Only in my bath.
What is the best thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Belgium.
Do you have flat feet?
They're metal, so yes.
What is your favorite tool?
Randy Orton.
Have you ever been on that giant Ferris wheel in London?
No.
Gagh
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DO DOUBLE POSTS MAKE YOU ANGRY?
Only in The Netherlands.
Gagh
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May I buy you dinner?
mm
Of course you can, but I insist you consider letting me pay.
Gagh
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Shabby, I would imagine.
Gagh
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@Yub
Would you kick Batman in the nads and rape Batgirl/Robin/Ace the Batdog while he lay on the ground moaning about his swelling Bat-Testicles?
No, because I am both Batman & Batgirl.
Iguanas: Tasty treat or loathsome annoying gits?
If you've played Fallout 3 for over 200 hours like me - Tasty Treat
Why are llamas so damn awesome?
Because necks and wool = Awesome.
What would you do if Zombie Kelly Brook burst into your house to eat your brains and flesh?
She may be fit, but I'd forcibly restrain her, and mail her to Dubai.
Would you kick Batman in the nads and rape Batgirl/Robin/Ace the Batdog while he lay on the ground moaning about his swelling Bat-Testicles?
No, because I am both Batman & Batgirl.
Iguanas: Tasty treat or loathsome annoying gits?
If you've played Fallout 3 for over 200 hours like me - Tasty Treat
Why are llamas so damn awesome?
Because necks and wool = Awesome.
What would you do if Zombie Kelly Brook burst into your house to eat your brains and flesh?
She may be fit, but I'd forcibly restrain her, and mail her to Dubai.
Gagh
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Gagh
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@eloisel
What color shirt do you choose to wear with sandals exposing your red plum toenails?
Neon pink, with a lavender horizontal stripe.
If 17 people were in your living room, how many people would be on your balcony?
I do not own a balcony. I think they were sent to us by Satan.
Do you squeeze lemon in your tea?
No. I prefer kittens.
Is there a Rocky and/or Bullwinkle poster hanging on one of the walls in your residence? If so, is it framed and under glass?
I'm afraid I just have an 8 foot statue of Dick Dastardly.
What is the signifigance of the word dreamboat? If you are able, use the word in a sentence.
Ricky "The Dragon" Dreamboat was born on Rigel VI in 1953. He is easily the most significant Hot Air Balloon not from this planet today.
How many digits do you have?
22.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
69
What color shirt do you choose to wear with sandals exposing your red plum toenails?
Neon pink, with a lavender horizontal stripe.
If 17 people were in your living room, how many people would be on your balcony?
I do not own a balcony. I think they were sent to us by Satan.
Do you squeeze lemon in your tea?
No. I prefer kittens.
Is there a Rocky and/or Bullwinkle poster hanging on one of the walls in your residence? If so, is it framed and under glass?
I'm afraid I just have an 8 foot statue of Dick Dastardly.
What is the signifigance of the word dreamboat? If you are able, use the word in a sentence.
Ricky "The Dragon" Dreamboat was born on Rigel VI in 1953. He is easily the most significant Hot Air Balloon not from this planet today.
How many digits do you have?
22.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
69
Gagh
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@Dr Dave
How many pens do you own?
I would say around about 70 or so.
How do you feel about that bastard Dr Dace?
Dr Dace ate my portfolio.
What are my choices for bread?
Genuine bread, and plastic bread.
Would you help me kick somebody in the ass?
I only kick people in the Nose.
How many pens do you own?
I would say around about 70 or so.
How do you feel about that bastard Dr Dace?
Dr Dace ate my portfolio.
What are my choices for bread?
Genuine bread, and plastic bread.
Would you help me kick somebody in the ass?
I only kick people in the Nose.
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
Gagh, precisely how much of RiotGear do you own?
Gagh
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@headvoid
Would George O'Dowd have been as successful if he had decided to be an Electrician?
I believe he could, though I reckon he'd have trouble with the brown wire in a plug.
Why did the world decide that Pine scented bleach is the best?
Because that's what the Armadillos told us to do.
Were Laurel and Hardy secretly homosexual?
No. They were robots.
Pig Skin gloves, What occasion would you wear them?
When I sell trampolines to women from Burkino Faso.
Why did Sesame Street contain no Sesame at all?
Because Richard Pryor hated Big Bird.
Would George O'Dowd have been as successful if he had decided to be an Electrician?
I believe he could, though I reckon he'd have trouble with the brown wire in a plug.
Why did the world decide that Pine scented bleach is the best?
Because that's what the Armadillos told us to do.
Were Laurel and Hardy secretly homosexual?
No. They were robots.
Pig Skin gloves, What occasion would you wear them?
When I sell trampolines to women from Burkino Faso.
Why did Sesame Street contain no Sesame at all?
Because Richard Pryor hated Big Bird.
Gagh
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I'm thinking it's at least 91%.
Gagh
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I do quite often take lunch to work with me. I use three stages of public transport bus-ferry-bus, and therefore need to walk between those stages.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Will Natalie Portman and Michelle Trachtenberg ever meet?