@Eggs
Have you ever actually had a dish of eggs mayonnaise? How was it?
I'm a huge fan. I get it in punnets and often have it in my sandwiches.
Is Nathan: a) a hologram, b) The First, or c) already dead?
He's neither of these things. He's secretly the King of All Southern US.
To the Manor Born, or Executive Stress?
To The Manor Born all the way my friend.
Did you ever have to reach for something in your left hip pocket with your right hand? If yes, what kind of parallel universe was created as a result?
No parallel universes have created, but my arm does frequently partially-dislocate. I popped my right arm out of its socket as a kid, and it fucked the rotator cuff up, so even if I reach across my own body it slightly pops in and out.
What became of Corin's eyebrows?
Abe Vigoda donated them to Christian Charities.
Do you know where the Boston Red Sox currently are in the standings?
They're standing on Heaven's Door.
What movie have you been hesitating to add to the Top 100 Comedies thread? Why?
You're quite right - I have abandoned that thread, and I promise to go and put something in there. My times has been quite taken up by this thread!
Metal Cap, Wing Cap, or Vanish Cap? How would you better the world with your choice?
I don't really know what you mean by this without Googling, unless you're referring to female contraception - Surely the Metal Cap would work better there.
Do you program the FAV (favorites) button on your remote?
Never.
If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?
You're not looking hard enough. I suggest copying and pasting "SPAM" a thousand times.
Kill, Fuck, Marry: The three Malcolm in the Middle lads (Malcolm, Reese, Dewey). If you're completely stuck, you can substitute the elder brother Francis for one of the choices.
Having watched MITM only once I find this difficult to answer to any length of knowledge, so I'll just fuck them all.
If your life was a Broadway musical, what would it be called?
"Anger Management"
