@Cock
Ketchup or Mustard on your hot dog?
Both, but if I had to pick - Ketchup
What color is the number 7?
Misty buff, with just a hint of Vermillion
Dress left or right?
I'm a very left-sided left-hander
How do you spell Spigot?
I only know hexes and curses - no spells.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Monica Lewinsky
How many questions do I get?
As many as you want
Who is your soul mate?
Richard Le Parmentier
Would you prefer to be able to swim like a shark or fly like a hawk?
Fly like a hawk. I like to know where my flies are.
Nachos?
With sweet-chilli dip. Yes please.