Troll Kingdom
This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!
Atlantis (BBC)
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
- Start date
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
In LOOSELY related news, the guy who played Arthur in Merlin is going to play DAMIEN in a LIFETIME SERIES about the Devil's son. So yay?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Characters travel somwhere, are ambushed by bandits. The plot to EVERY EPISODE OF ATLANTIS EVER.
However this was actually a good episode on the Atlantis scale as quite a lot of things happend. Ariadne looked quite hot out of her queen clothes. There was a blind old man who KNOWS EVERYTHING. Evil prince turned good I guess because of Ariadne suddenly looking hotter. JASON'S DEAD!?
However this was actually a good episode on the Atlantis scale as quite a lot of things happend. Ariadne looked quite hot out of her queen clothes. There was a blind old man who KNOWS EVERYTHING. Evil prince turned good I guess because of Ariadne suddenly looking hotter. JASON'S DEAD!?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Characters travel somwhere, are ambushed by bandits. The plot to EVERY EPISODE OF ATLANTIS EVER.
However this was actually a good episode on the Atlantis scale as quite a lot of things happend. Ariadne looked quite hot out of her queen clothes. There was a blind old man who KNOWS EVERYTHING. Evil prince turned good I guess because of Ariadne suddenly looking hotter. JASON'S DEAD!?
However this was actually a good episode on the Atlantis scale as quite a lot of things happend. Ariadne looked quite hot out of her queen clothes. There was a blind old man who KNOWS EVERYTHING. Evil prince turned good I guess because of Ariadne suddenly looking hotter. JASON'S DEAD!?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Her father taught her to defend herself! But she only remembered that this week.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
They even "hung a lampshade on it" by having Hercules say "why is it always caves?"
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
(It's because they have the leftover cave set from Merlin.)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The experiment in serial storytelling exists with another cliffhanger! Once again Jason shows mercy on a captured enemy, only for the enemy to end up nearly killing Ariadne. What's the message here? Hercules is right and they should kill everyone they capture? Don't lots of kids watch this show? Will they be approving of toture next week?
"Zombies are poplular right now. Let's do zombies."
Jason should have had hate sex with hot scottish girl.
Holy shit so many of the lines are literally copied and pasted from Merlin.
"Zombies are poplular right now. Let's do zombies."
Jason should have had hate sex with hot scottish girl.
Holy shit so many of the lines are literally copied and pasted from Merlin.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Why do you hate me, Hot Scottish Girl?"
"Your father banned magic users from the kingdom! If I ever go back there I'll be killed!"
"That was Arthur's father on Merlin!"
"Oh. Sorry."
"Your father banned magic users from the kingdom! If I ever go back there I'll be killed!"
"That was Arthur's father on Merlin!"
"Oh. Sorry."
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Not The 100!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
So since Cassie probably didn't see this week's Atlantis, I'll provid a recap I guess?
The Oracle (who's a doctor now I guess) told Jason he needed the blood of the person who stabbed Ariadne to heal her. Jason, Hercules and Pythagorus went to a cave with those blind women from Greek mythology who share one eye. I can't remembe their name. Jason defeated them in the exact same way they were beaten in Clash Of The Titans. They told him he wouldn't be able to kill Hot Scottish Girl.
Jason found her at Pasiphae's castle or whatever and knocked Hot Scottish Girl out and took some of her blood, after they had a face off where they felt a connection (it would have been hot if Jason could act.) Pasiphae locked him up in a cage and tried to convince him she was a good person because he's her son (but he still doesn't know that) but in the end was going to kill him until Hercules and Pyth save him. Ariadne's still alive and boring.
They showed a preview for the rest of the season (I guess it's taking a Christmas break) that showed Jason and Hot Scottish Girl kissing (AT LAST) and Pyth nearly kissing A MAN and Pasiphae in a cage.
The Oracle (who's a doctor now I guess) told Jason he needed the blood of the person who stabbed Ariadne to heal her. Jason, Hercules and Pythagorus went to a cave with those blind women from Greek mythology who share one eye. I can't remembe their name. Jason defeated them in the exact same way they were beaten in Clash Of The Titans. They told him he wouldn't be able to kill Hot Scottish Girl.
Jason found her at Pasiphae's castle or whatever and knocked Hot Scottish Girl out and took some of her blood, after they had a face off where they felt a connection (it would have been hot if Jason could act.) Pasiphae locked him up in a cage and tried to convince him she was a good person because he's her son (but he still doesn't know that) but in the end was going to kill him until Hercules and Pyth save him. Ariadne's still alive and boring.
They showed a preview for the rest of the season (I guess it's taking a Christmas break) that showed Jason and Hot Scottish Girl kissing (AT LAST) and Pyth nearly kissing A MAN and Pasiphae in a cage.